Is MF back from Greece yet?

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MarillionFan replied

1 August 2018, 09:28
Originally posted by vetran View Post

won't that be like a planet joining event? 2 objects of such mass gravity will cause them to collide

Mordac has always been a bit like Jack Sprat, for him to say he's put on weight, means he may have been eating off his missus's plate a bit to much.
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vetran replied

31 July 2018, 21:58
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

If I'm honest, Gary must have died about 5 years ago, a fact which will become immediately evident the next time we meet...

won't that be like a planet joining event? 2 objects of such mass gravity will cause them to collide
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greenlake replied

31 July 2018, 21:29
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Depends how big the tourists are.
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Old Greg replied

31 July 2018, 20:56
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...

Depends how big the tourists are.
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Mordac replied

31 July 2018, 20:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Not all of us have tapeworms called Gary Mordy that keep you so skinny.

If I'm honest, Gary must have died about 5 years ago, a fact which will become immediately evident the next time we meet...
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vetran replied

31 July 2018, 10:06
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...

they can't roll the really fat ones down the gangplank?
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MarillionFan replied

31 July 2018, 07:57
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...

Not all of us have tapeworms called Gary Mordy that keep you so skinny.
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Mordac replied

30 July 2018, 23:39
In the summer, up to five cruise ships a day bring 1,200 tourists onto the island
The number of overweight tourists on the island has trebled in the last 10 years

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...
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vetran replied

30 July 2018, 16:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Spooky. My brother only mentioned Santorini and Donkeys last night on a call.

Off to Portugal tomorrow, I bet I can find her.

Be gentle with her

Have fun on holidays!
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MarillionFan replied

30 July 2018, 16:18
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Fat tourists are crippling donkeys that carry them around Santorini | Daily Mail Online

Spooky. My brother only mentioned Santorini and Donkeys last night on a call.

Off to Portugal tomorrow, I bet I can find her.
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SimonMac replied

30 July 2018, 09:40
Is MF the Fat Tourist or the Ass?
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vetran started a topic Is MF back from Greece yet?

30 July 2018, 09:39
Is MF back from Greece yet?

Fat tourists are crippling donkeys that carry them around Santorini | Daily Mail Online

Fat tourists are CRIPPLING the donkeys that carry them around the Greek island of Santorini forcing locals to cross-breed them with mules to make them sturdier
Santorini has a hilly terrain so donkeys have traditionally been used for transport
In the summer, up to five cruise ships a day bring 1,200 tourists onto the island
The number of overweight tourists on the island has trebled in the last 10 years
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