Kinder SURPRISE!!!

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Laughing Gravy replied

13 July 2018, 20:04
Well last night? Naw
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Hobosapien replied

13 July 2018, 12:16
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Why not just wait for the chocolate to melt? ...

Indeed. Something smells fishy.
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vetran replied

13 July 2018, 09:10
Originally posted by Dark Black View Post

Greenlake has done the unnecessary already.

You know in your heart the 'lady' involved probably looks like Vicky Pollard.

Last edited by vetran; 13 July 2018, 09:15.
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Dark Black replied

13 July 2018, 09:07
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ladymuck replied

12 July 2018, 08:47
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

Maybe ladymuck can arrange a Thailand visit. After she has arranged the CUK XMAS bash. As she promised in Leeds last year.

I promised no such thing.
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woohoo replied

11 July 2018, 15:18
I always wondered why they are banned in the USA.
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vetran replied

11 July 2018, 15:13
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I hope it was a Hello Kitty branded item.

More Hello Pussy!
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Old Greg replied

11 July 2018, 13:58
I hope it was a Hello Kitty branded item.
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Mordac replied

11 July 2018, 12:38
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...

Why not just wait for the chocolate to melt? Should make for a 'romantic evening'...
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GreenMirror replied

11 July 2018, 08:54
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Thailand? You no need no steeenking Thailand!

<ahem>Sticky Vicky</ahem>

Maybe ladymuck can arrange a Thailand visit. After she has arranged the CUK XMAS bash. As she promised in Leeds last year.
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Zigenare replied

11 July 2018, 08:40
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

Have you never been to Thailand to see those evening shows?

Thailand? You no need no steeenking Thailand!

<ahem>Sticky Vicky</ahem>
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GreenMirror replied

11 July 2018, 08:13
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...

Have you never been to Thailand to see those evening shows?
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ladymuck replied

11 July 2018, 08:10
That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...
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greenlake replied

10 July 2018, 22:25
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Put an engagement ring in a Kinder Egg that she then inserted into her vagina
While inside her, the egg rotated from being horizontal to vertical

She should have used a larger egg....
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vetran started a topic Kinder SURPRISE!!!

10 July 2018, 20:33
Kinder SURPRISE!!!

Indecent proposal: Woman's decision to ask her boyfriend to marry her goes horribly wrong after a Kinder Egg containing a ring got stuck in her VAGINA, reveals doctor
Unnamed woman popped the question to her boyfriend one leap year
Put an engagement ring in a Kinder Egg that she then inserted into her vagina
While inside her, the egg rotated from being horizontal to vertical
After he agreed to be her husband, the woman was rushed to hospital
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