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greenlake replied

6 July 2018, 17:20
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

If you're talking filth, Jenny was a great shag behind the bikesheds. It somewhat made up for her being a crap history teacher.

Thank goodness for those back-to-school deals....
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LondonManc replied

6 July 2018, 14:28
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Saliva? You lightweight...

I was talking about courting.

If you're talking filth, Jenny was a great shag behind the bikesheds. It somewhat made up for her being a crap history teacher.
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Mordac replied

6 July 2018, 13:25
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

A bit of swapping saliva behind the bikesheds?

Saliva? You lightweight...
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LondonManc replied

6 July 2018, 08:42
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

It doesn't sound very old-fashioned that you want to be exchanging fluids while courting.

A bit of swapping saliva behind the bikesheds?
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d000hg replied

6 July 2018, 07:54
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Call me old-fashioned, but I kind of like the idea of having that sort of information in advance of any exchange of bodily fluids...

It doesn't sound very old-fashioned that you want to be exchanging fluids while courting.
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Zigenare replied

6 July 2018, 06:18
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Are you sure it was "a friend"...?

Now you come to mention it, there was this one time, at band camp...
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Mordac replied

5 July 2018, 16:05
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Any port in a storm. Or, as a friend of mine once said, "Women are alright but you can't beat the real thing!"

Are you sure it was "a friend"...?
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Zigenare replied

5 July 2018, 15:54
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Call me old-fashioned, but I kind of like the idea of having that sort of information in advance of any exchange of bodily fluids...

Any port in a storm. Or, as a friend of mine once said, "Women are alright but you can't beat the real thing!"
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Mordac replied

5 July 2018, 15:39
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I think it's like dwarfs. Courting involves finding out what gender the other person is.

Call me old-fashioned, but I kind of like the idea of having that sort of information in advance of any exchange of bodily fluids...
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d000hg replied

5 July 2018, 15:36
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Transphobic TSist!

I shouldn't make any difference, and monstrous to even consider the idea of wanting to check!

I'll have to retreat to my safe space now ..

I think it's like dwarfs. Courting involves finding out what gender the other person is.
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Mordac replied

5 July 2018, 15:35
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Transphobic TSist!

I shouldn't make any difference, and monstrous to even consider the idea of wanting to check!

I'll have to retreat to my safe space now ..

If that's the way you want to play it, just don't go anywhere near Madame JoJo's* Hooty...

*If it ever re-opens...and wait until you get home before you google it, or you'll get some funny looks from the IT security bods...
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Zigenare replied

5 July 2018, 12:35
Originally posted by Bean View Post

Perhaps they simply learn the current legalities of it and what the remainder of your family can expect, if they help you to a Dignitas clinic?

It's planting the ******* seed, that's what it is!
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Bean replied

5 July 2018, 12:33
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

What the actual ****?

Perhaps they simply learn the current legalities of it and what the remainder of your family can expect, if they help you to a Dignitas clinic?
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OwlHoot replied

5 July 2018, 12:30
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I doubt schools would ever really ban skirts, how else is a chap able to check whether a potential squeeze is carrying excess baggage?

Transphobic TSist!

It shouldn't make any difference, and monstrous to even consider the idea of wanting to check!

I'll have to retreat to my safe space now ..

Last edited by OwlHoot; 5 July 2018, 16:35.
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Jog On replied

5 July 2018, 12:24
Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post

FTFY

Anyway, if they can't ban upskirting then just ban skirts. Simples.

Why are you still alive Lizard!
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