Reply to: Lets play a game of millenial monoploy

[Zigenare]

I thought MF was always walking and cycling?

If he was, he wouldn't be such a fat f*cker!

[barrydidit]

I thought MF was always walking and cycling?

That's winking and crying.

[GreenMirror]

In parts of London if you don't like walking, don't want to cycle and don't want to pay extortionate car parking then taking buses is normal. Also if some scrote throws car seats on a train tracks them you may find yourself on a rail replacement service.

I thought MF was always walking and cycling?

[DoctorStrangelove]

When you have your own helicopter you dont have these issues.

As long as there's no one around with a Stinger.

[MarillionFan]

In parts of London if you don't like walking, don't want to cycle and don't want to pay extortionate car parking then taking buses is normal. Also if some scrote throws car seats on a train tracks them you may find yourself on a rail replacement service.

When you have your own helicopter you dont have these issues.

[SueEllen]

My 12 year old mentioned the other day that she's never been on a bus either.

"That's because it's for poor people and Northerners" I explained, "You'll never be poor and god forbid you ever bring a Northerner in to my house!" I had to warn.

In parts of London if you don't like walking, don't want to cycle and don't want to pay extortionate car parking then taking buses is normal. Also if some scrote throws car seats on a train tracks them you may find yourself on a rail replacement service.

[MarillionFan]

And there it is. I don't normally join in in the millennial bashing - it's typically just another hard-of-thinking gammon theme.

But... I was chatting to a contractor colleague whose daughter has just started uni. She absolutely had to have an en suite bathroom, and had never caught a bus before. He did accept that he may share some blame.

My 12 year old mentioned the other day that she's never been on a bus either.

"That's because it's for poor people and Northerners" I explained, "You'll never be poor and god forbid you ever bring a Northerner in to my house!" I had to warn.

[Jog On]

Is Jail replaced by a WiFi outage?

No it's the Big Brother House - if you roll a double you get a reality TV star career and become a 'celebrity' for about a year.

*Edit* - yes as BB house has no wifi.

[barrydidit]

Is Jail replaced by a WiFi outage?

[Jog On]

You get sent back to Whitechapel Road and charged £10 for smashed avocado on sourdough.

CHANCE - "Your Instagram selfie has got you 2000 new followers and 1000 Youtube subscribers - congratulations you are now a social influencer!"

[Old Greg]

Do we get 200 BTC for passing go?

You get sent back to Whitechapel Road and charged £10 for smashed avocado on sourdough.

[Jog On]

Do we get 200 BTC for passing go?

[Paddy]

Jeez! I was mixing cement and building walls before my age was in double figures.....

[Old Greg]

Jeez! I was mixing cement and building walls before my age was in double figures.....

Inneresting.

[Pat Phelan]

Jeez! I was mixing cement and building walls before my age was in double figures.....