On the way to Kindergarten this morning...

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Mordac replied

6 June 2018, 19:15
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Where else is he meant to learn how to add up a hotel expense claim?

Best question you ever asked. He'll never learn anything, but that shouldn't stop us having a bloody good laugh in the meantime...
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stek replied

6 June 2018, 17:36
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Old Greg replied

6 June 2018, 17:29
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

The thread title says it all. I'm rather surprised they let Scooty anywhere near Kindergarten, surely he'll drag them all down to his level, and screw up their place in the league tables...

Where else is he meant to learn how to add up a hotel expense claim?
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Mordac replied

6 June 2018, 16:31
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Germany don't do league tables. If they did the English football team wouldn't even bother trying to qualify.

Rather brave of you, turning the debate towards football. Remind me again, what will your fellow Jocks be doing this summer (aside from supporting Panama, Tunisia and Belgium, that is)?
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scooterscot replied

6 June 2018, 15:29
Germany don't do league tables. If they did the English football team wouldn't even bother trying to qualify.
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Mordac replied

6 June 2018, 15:00
The thread title says it all. I'm rather surprised they let Scooty anywhere near Kindergarten, surely he'll drag them all down to his level, and screw up their place in the league tables...
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PhiltheGreek replied

6 June 2018, 13:29
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

Can't work out whether it is Scooter attending kindergarten, and "the girls" are his carers

That's the official line the palace is taking.
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GJABS replied

6 June 2018, 13:28
Can't work out whether it is Scooter attending kindergarten, and "the girls" are his carers
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PhiltheGreek replied

6 June 2018, 13:22
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

Thank God. Some gene pools need wiping out.

Can't be far off. Scooter's gene pool is too shallow to drown a worm in.
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GreenMirror replied

6 June 2018, 13:21
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

You aren't their dad.

Thank God. Some gene pools need wiping out.
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woohoo replied

6 June 2018, 12:34
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Dad of the year me.

You aren't their dad.
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scooterscot started a topic On the way to Kindergarten this morning...

6 June 2018, 12:14
On the way to Kindergarten this morning...

My girls asked me to put the radio on as I drove.... it was Blurred Lines playing out. They were digging it big time. It was then I realised this is a German radio station, not BBC Radio 1 safely edited lyrics booming out.

"What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do we need steam for
You the hottest bitch in this place
Hey Hey Hey"

Dad of the year me.
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