I thought one of the whole point of festivals was drugs?
Creamfields is near where I live and every year there are some newspaper articles such as
'3 arrested at Creamfields for drug offences'
I always think what was their offence? not having any!
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I always thought that you necked your own personal stash before going in and then rob middle class hippies once you're in
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View PostReddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."
"Condoms were all over the toilets with revellers saying this is how the ecstasy was smuggled in"
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOld Greg uses his arse. According to well known stories he can get a fist and entire fore arm up there. I'm not sure he bothers with drugs though.
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Having thought this through, I know how to get drugs in. Bear with me, here's the unimpeachable logic:
They identify the presence of drugs through a urine test.
Ergo, there must be an amount of drugs in your urine.
So if you took, say, 10,000 ecstasy tablets before the festival then go for a piss once you've got past security, that piss must have an amount of ecstasy in it that could get someone high.
Ta-da!! Drugs smuggled in under the noses of the watchful security men.
I can see no flaws whatsoever with this plan.
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Next time we're off to Glyndebourne I'll let the wife know how to smuggle naproxen and paracetamol in.
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostIf people are stupid enough to partake in illicit chemical recreation then there will always be a demand for drugs at any event, not just Music Festivals.
Why prevent it? Let the stupid bastards kill themselves.
Blah Blah alcohol has ruined many more lives blah blah...
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If people are stupid enough to partake in illicit chemical recreation then there will always be a demand for drugs at any event, not just Music Festivals.
Why prevent it? Let the stupid bastards kill themselves.
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View PostReddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."
"Condoms were all over the toilets with revellers saying this is how the ecstasy was smuggled in"
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View PostReddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."
"Condoms were all over the toilets with revellers saying this is how the ecstasy was smuggled in"
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Drug Smuggling Into Music Festivals - How To Prevent ?
Reddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."
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