Drug Smuggling Into Music Festivals - How To Prevent ?

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original PM replied

30 May 2018, 13:41
I thought one of the whole point of festivals was drugs?

Creamfields is near where I live and every year there are some newspaper articles such as

'3 arrested at Creamfields for drug offences'

I always think what was their offence? not having any!
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darmstadt replied

30 May 2018, 12:25
I always thought that you necked your own personal stash before going in and then rob middle class hippies once you're in
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Jog On replied

30 May 2018, 12:17
Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post

Reddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."

"Condoms were all over the toilets with revellers saying this is how the ecstasy was smuggled in"

This method has been around for a while and isn't just used at festivals.
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Old Greg replied

30 May 2018, 10:53
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

He won't get many drugs in there with his head so far up his own arris.

You would struggle yourself with your right arm extend at a jaunty angle.
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LondonManc replied

30 May 2018, 10:50
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Old Greg uses his arse. According to well known stories he can get a fist and entire fore arm up there. I'm not sure he bothers with drugs though.

He won't get many drugs in there with his head so far up his own arris.
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HugeWhale replied

30 May 2018, 10:29
Having thought this through, I know how to get drugs in. Bear with me, here's the unimpeachable logic:

They identify the presence of drugs through a urine test.
Ergo, there must be an amount of drugs in your urine.

So if you took, say, 10,000 ecstasy tablets before the festival then go for a piss once you've got past security, that piss must have an amount of ecstasy in it that could get someone high.
Ta-da!! Drugs smuggled in under the noses of the watchful security men.

I can see no flaws whatsoever with this plan.
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WTFH replied

30 May 2018, 08:00
Next time we're off to Glyndebourne I'll let the wife know how to smuggle naproxen and paracetamol in.
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Old Greg replied

30 May 2018, 07:54
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Old Greg uses his arse. According to well known stories he can get a fist and entire fore arm up there. I'm not sure he bothers with drugs though.

I forgive you.
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original PM replied

30 May 2018, 06:31
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

If people are stupid enough to partake in illicit chemical recreation then there will always be a demand for drugs at any event, not just Music Festivals.

Why prevent it? Let the stupid bastards kill themselves.

Well yes - because actually given the amount of drugs taken at festivals (and in general daily life) deaths related directly to taking the drugs are pretty much zero.

Blah Blah alcohol has ruined many more lives blah blah...
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Zigenare replied

30 May 2018, 06:27
If people are stupid enough to partake in illicit chemical recreation then there will always be a demand for drugs at any event, not just Music Festivals.

Why prevent it? Let the stupid bastards kill themselves.
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Mordac replied

29 May 2018, 23:32
Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post

Reddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."

"Condoms were all over the toilets with revellers saying this is how the ecstasy was smuggled in"

NLyUK on a busman's holiday, by the sounds of it...
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greenlake replied

29 May 2018, 21:22
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Old Greg uses his arse. According to well known stories he can get a fist and entire fore arm up there. I'm not sure he bothers with drugs though.

Imagine what you could smuggle if you could squeeze this up your butt....
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MarillionFan replied

29 May 2018, 20:54
Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post

Reddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."

"Condoms were all over the toilets with revellers saying this is how the ecstasy was smuggled in"

Old Greg uses his arse. According to well known stories he can get a fist and entire fore arm up there. I'm not sure he bothers with drugs though.
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SunnyInHades started a topic Drug Smuggling Into Music Festivals - How To Prevent ?

29 May 2018, 20:46
Drug Smuggling Into Music Festivals - How To Prevent ?

Reddit Post .. "I have a music festival coming up Soooo I figure the best way to carry my drugs is... well... in my vagina. From what I've read online, it seems like you just put the drugs in a condom, tie it up, and shove it in your vag."

"Condoms were all over the toilets with revellers saying this is how the ecstasy was smuggled in"
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