Chavscot

[BR14]

When I first read 'Chav' in the paper I thought it was pronounced 'Sish~ave'

Don't get me wrong, I might sound posh but I'm still hard. Al dente you might say. If you got the al dente reference well done, you're posh to.

Jimmy Carr

[xoggoth]

I used to work Windsor and dreaded the Ascot races. Roads that were normally fairly busy became death traps.

Used to be same when I had contract at Cheltenham. Drifting along average 5mph and didn't notice I was stuck over a level crossing! Scary.

[scooterscot]

When I first read 'Chav' in the paper I thought it was pronounced 'Sish~ave'

Don't get me wrong, I might sound posh but I am hard. Al dente you might say. If you got the al dente reference well done, you're posh to.

Jimmy Carr

[billybiro]

If you call that footage a fight, I feel sorry for you. Body back as far as possible, arms stretched out while rolling fists like Dad dancing.

Try Aintree for a proper fight.

No. I don't call that a proper fight, hence my remark about spicing it up with some weapons.

It was a bunch of southern softies slapping each other for a while. As a proud Northerner, I'm well aware of the significantly higher quality of our fights at sporting events!

[GreenMirror]

Marvellous.

Like a Roman Republican being entertained in the Colosseum, I enjoy it when the underclasses fight for my pleasure and entertainment.

I only wish they'd have thrown some additional weapons into the melee to help spice it up a bit and increase the entertainment factor rather than trying to stop it.

If you call that footage a fight, I feel sorry for you. Body back as far as possible, arms stretched out while rolling fists like Dad dancing.

Try Aintree for a proper fight.

[MyUserName]

I used to work Windsor and dreaded the Ascot races. Roads that were normally fairly busy became death traps.

[billybiro]

Huge brawl breaks out at Ascot as violence erupts at British racetrack again

I remember when only proper posh people went to Ascot - this is what happens when you let the TOWIE brigade in just because they've got a bit of money...

Marvellous.

Like a Roman Republican being entertained in the Colosseum, I enjoy it when the underclasses fight for my pleasure and entertainment.

I only wish they'd have thrown some additional weapons into the melee to help spice it up a bit and increase the entertainment factor rather than trying to stop it.

[GreenMirror]

Unless the video shows someone getting shot then no-one will watch it.

[Jog On]

Huge brawl breaks out at Ascot as violence erupts at British racetrack again

I remember when only proper posh people went to Ascot - this is what happens when you let the TOWIE brigade in just because they've got a bit of money...