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Are you sure it was not a moob mistake where you wear the wrong sized bra?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.
What a total
. I'm going to have to pay the
s the full amount back. 
I thought all your VAT returns were potential Pullitzer Prize nominations?
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You get to keep the 0.5p interest you earned in that quarter.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.
What a total
. I'm going to have to pay the
s the full amount back. 
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First world problems, eh?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.
What a total
. I'm going to have to pay the
s the full amount back. 
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Could have been worse. Could have bet £10'000 on a... ah... yes.
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:<yawn>:Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.
What a total
. I'm going to have to pay the
s the full amount back. 
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Noob mistake
21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.
What a total
. I'm going to have to pay the
s the full amount back.
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