Official : Sex Addiction thread

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vetran replied

2 May 2018, 21:24
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'd know full well if I'd met any pikey gypsies.

NLyUK said that Padraig sends his love but can you wash & bleach round the back entrance next time!
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MarillionFan replied

2 May 2018, 14:34
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

I was going to say "You wouldn't like it up your arse. " then I remembered that we've met.

I'd know full well if I'd met any pikey gypsies.
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Zigenare replied

2 May 2018, 13:35
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

So If you charge her a tenner by the inch that's £12 quid you'll earn. Winner winner chicken dinner (well a bargain bucket).

I was going to say "You wouldn't like it up your arse. " then I remembered that we've met.
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OwlHoot replied

2 May 2018, 13:29
Originally posted by Mekon View Post

sigh...if only she was attractive & owned a pub

Pup or no pub, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you!
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Mekon replied

2 May 2018, 12:52
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

If it was the lady in the article, I'd happily waive the fee!

sigh...if only she was attractive & owned a pub
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OwlHoot replied

2 May 2018, 12:26
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

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I see a plan B on the horizon!
A "self help" website, hooking up addicted people! For a fee of course!

If it was the lady in the article, I'd happily waive the fee!
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northernladyuk replied

2 May 2018, 11:58
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Well I imagine doing it 5 times a day means it certainly will be bucket like.

Why is KFC like a woman?
When you are done with the breast and thighs you can stick your bone in the greasy bucket.

And I was expecting a classy punchline about the Pentavirate.
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original PM replied

2 May 2018, 11:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

So If you charge her a tenner by the inch that's £12 quid you'll earn. Winner winner chicken dinner (well a bargain bucket).

Well I imagine doing it 5 times a day means it certainly will be bucket like.

Why is KFC like a woman?
When you are done with the breast and thighs you can stick your bone in the greasy bucket.
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MarillionFan replied

2 May 2018, 11:46
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

BBC News

I see a plan B on the horizon!
A "self help" website, hooking up addicted people! For a fee of course!

So If you charge her a tenner by the inch that's £12 quid you'll earn. Winner winner chicken dinner (well a bargain bucket).
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Zigenare started a topic Official : Sex Addiction thread

2 May 2018, 09:28
Official : Sex Addiction thread

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I see a plan B on the horizon!
A "self help" website, hooking up addicted people! For a fee of course!
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