I can't believe that f**king worked, says May

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OwlHoot replied

1 May 2018, 13:11
I wonder why whoever wrote that thought it would sound funnier with Teresa May speaking in gormless teenager mode with all those "like"s - "everyone’s like", "I'm like" ..
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Dark Black replied

1 May 2018, 12:01
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I liked this one

Man still knows where all the rooms are in Jet Set Willy

This one's quite appropriate for the forum:

Self-employed woman goes to weird pretend office with total strangers
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northernladuk replied

1 May 2018, 11:40
I liked this one

Man still knows where all the rooms are in Jet Set Willy
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scooterscot started a topic I can't believe that f**king worked, says May

1 May 2018, 11:17
I can't believe that f**king worked, says May

So true..

THERESA May is stunned that Amber Rudd’s resignation caused everyone to forget the Windrush deportations were entirely her idea, she had admitted.

The prime minister was fully expecting everyone to see through the transparent ploy of the home secretary for two years being forced to resign by the home secretary for six years, but was instead delighted to find Britain is that stupid.

She continued: “Honestly, Theresa. Your whole life you’ve been doing this but somehow you still credit them with basic intelligence.

“I kicked several members of the Windrush generation onto one-way flights personally.

“But a Sunday night resignation letter from the woman I forced to be my Mini-Me and suddenly everyone’s like well, that’s been dealt with, let’s move on. And I’m like, seriously? I got away with that?

“Clearly I can bugger up Brexit as badly as I like, because I’ve got three fall guys for that one. Fox then Johnson then Davis, in that order.”

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