100 ball cricket - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 13:43
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

No it's not.

Cashier - Meal for one. Ping. Dessert for one. Ping. Cat magazine. Ping. So you're single
Sue Ellen - Yes, how did you know?
Cashier - Because you're fug ugly.

You should be developing next gen self-service tills to automate that.
Leave a comment:
MarillionFan replied

20 April 2018, 13:38
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I use self-service tills as I hate people...

No it's not.

Cashier - Meal for one. Ping. Dessert for one. Ping. Cat magazine. Ping. So you're single
Sue Ellen - Yes, how did you know?
Cashier - Because you're fug ugly.
Leave a comment:
northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 13:32
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I use self-service tills as I hate people...

I bet you're one of those super-oldies that uses Facebook and Whatsapp. Next thing we know, you'll work out how to post working URLs on CUK!
Leave a comment:
SueEllen replied

20 April 2018, 13:29
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

It's more sneering at. I guess you need someone to talk to at your age to stopyou slowing down the checkout queue.

I use self-service tills as I hate people...
Leave a comment:
northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 13:27
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

We know you don't just talk to them...

It's more sneering at. I guess you need someone to talk to at your age to stopyou slowing down the checkout queue.
Leave a comment:
SueEllen replied

20 April 2018, 13:26
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

It keeps me young.

We know you don't just talk to them...
Leave a comment:
northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 11:59
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Talking to the cretins on here ages you.

It keeps me young.
Leave a comment:
d000hg replied

20 April 2018, 10:29
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

It's been brought in because lots of people think cricket is fecking boring.

This is not exactly a new, millennial view of cricket either.
Leave a comment:
SueEllen replied

20 April 2018, 10:05
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

This looks a lot more fun than cricket!

But it is inside....
Leave a comment:
OwlHoot replied

20 April 2018, 09:58
This looks a lot more fun than cricket!

Last edited by OwlHoot; 20 April 2018, 10:02.
Leave a comment:
SueEllen replied

20 April 2018, 09:57
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Just had a hard life?

Talking to the cretins on here ages you.
Leave a comment:
northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 09:31
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I'm definitely not that old

Just had a hard life?
Leave a comment:
SueEllen replied

20 April 2018, 09:20
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

I though you said they were older that you.

I'm definitely not that old
Leave a comment:
northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 09:14
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

What in your 50s? Then again looking at the dead celebraties thread....

I though you said they were older that you.
Leave a comment:
SueEllen replied

20 April 2018, 08:50
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

And I'm on the local cricket club committee.

There lies your problem.

Being on any committee would drive you to drink.
Leave a comment: