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Previously on "Northen Trains - Lancaster -> Leeds - 1st Class?"

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
    Have you been on the M62 recently? They should ditch HS2 and put the money into HS Pennine
    It's offal, innit?

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  • NigelJK
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    Have you been on the M62 recently? They should ditch HS2 and put the money into HS Pennine

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Lancaster, Leeds, Shipley, Ilkley? WTF has happened to your car you dumbass? Talk about making life difficult for yourself.

    Hector is based in Shipley by the way - it could have been one on their undercover agents you encountered. If there's a £10 'miscellaneous' expense in your accounts next year you'll get a rare old bumming.
    Have you seen the blood alcohol limit in Scotland?

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  • barrydidit
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    Lancaster, Leeds, Shipley, Ilkley? WTF has happened to your car you dumbass? Talk about making life difficult for yourself.

    Hector is based in Shipley by the way - it could have been one on their undercover agents you encountered. If there's a £10 'miscellaneous' expense in your accounts next year you'll get a rare old bumming.

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  • minestrone
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    Leeds looked like a methadrone experiment in the Lego factory.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Just get some clean trousers out of the lost property at Leeds.
    Best of f***ing luck with that...

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nah, that ain't Yorkshire. Not a single Asian among them.
    They've whited up.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Yorkshire S&M....?

    Nah, that ain't Yorkshire. Not a single Asian among them.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Ilkley was very nice, even had a proper m and s.
    Yorkshire S&M....?

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  • minestrone
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    Ilkley was very nice, even had a proper m and s.

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  • MarillionFan
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    The words Leeds, Lancaster and First Class should never ever be in one sentence.

    Third Class, or Third World springs to mind.

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  • minestrone
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    anyways, sold a tentacle of the plan b octopus today so a worthwhile trip.

    I've got some Buckie on ice waiting at home.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    She must be desperate.
    She only offered 10 pounds for straight. I was black affronted.
    Last edited by minestrone; 10 April 2018, 19:37.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    A female in Shipley asked if I had spare change. After politely declining the request I realised she was wearing a miniskirt and that her opening gambit was really an invitation for negotiations to start for sexual services.

    Anyway I'm heading back now so more fun.
    She must be desperate.

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  • minestrone
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    A female in Shipley asked if I had spare change. After politely declining the request I realised she was wearing a miniskirt and that her opening gambit was really an invitation for negotiations to start for sexual services.

    Anyway I'm heading back now so more fun.

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