Official Spring Statement 2018 Thread - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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saptastic replied

13 March 2018, 17:37
Summary of Spring Statement:

https://www.contractoruk.com/news/00..._advisers.html
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d000hg replied

13 March 2018, 17:31
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

He will now that he has abolished 1 and 2p coins. Brexiteers will never be able to cope with those fiddly new 5p coins.

He realises that with Brexit comes economic collapse and hyper inflation - all coins will be abolished as a packet of Space Raiders soars to £5
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northernladyuk replied

13 March 2018, 17:25
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Nurse! Nurse! no wait .. Moderator! Moderator! "B" word! What do plan to do about it?

Somebody has woken up after his nap!
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clearedforlanding replied

13 March 2018, 17:20
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

He will now that he has abolished 1 and 2p coins. Brexiteers will never be able to cope with those fiddly new 5p coins.

Oh tulip. The minimum I will be able to exchange is €5 then.
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d000hg replied

13 March 2018, 17:15
Originally posted by quackhandle View Post

It's going to be another bend over and take it measure isn't it?

Wish someone would do that to that tw*t Hammond.

He reminds me of a geography supply teacher who had no control over the class and would hide in the store cupboard.

qh

So you're ignoring the fact the last couple of statements have been far less bad than predicted - surprisingly so in fact?
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OwlHoot replied

13 March 2018, 17:13
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

That arch remoaner Hammond is punishing Brexiteers. There will be a price for this treason.

Nurse! Nurse! no wait .. Moderator! Moderator! "B" word! What do plan to do about it?
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madame SasGuru replied

13 March 2018, 16:48
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

He will now that he has abolished 1 and 2p coins. Brexiteers will never be able to cope with those fiddly new 5p coins.

Since when was a review into something abolishment of something.
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Jog On replied

13 March 2018, 16:48
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

He will now that he has abolished 1 and 2p coins. Brexiteers will never be able to cope with those fiddly new 5p coins.

He will what?
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northernladyuk replied

13 March 2018, 16:39
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Will he get drunk, fall over and beat himself to death, get poisoned by the Russians or be in a plane crash?

He will now that he has abolished 1 and 2p coins. Brexiteers will never be able to cope with those fiddly new 5p coins.
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TestMangler replied

13 March 2018, 16:29
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Will he get drunk, fall over and beat himself to death, get poisoned by the Russians or be in a plane crash?

A 'walk in the woods'.....
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Jog On replied

13 March 2018, 16:09
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

That arch remoaner Hammond is punishing Brexiteers. There will be a price for this treason.

Will he get drunk, fall over and beat himself to death, get poisoned by the Russians or be in a plane crash?
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northernladyuk replied

13 March 2018, 15:47
That arch remoaner Hammond is punishing Brexiteers. There will be a price for this treason.
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saptastic replied

13 March 2018, 14:58
No news is good news !
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jonskids replied

13 March 2018, 13:39
Originally posted by madame SasGuru View Post

I'm trying to find a link to:

https://twitter.com/rcolvile/status/973546226636423168

Think it's in the OBR outlook document section 4.188
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ContractorOnAMotorbike replied

13 March 2018, 13:22
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Interesting, no IR35 consultation that I can see:

https://www.gov.uk/government/public...statement-2018

Carry on invoicing then
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