Anyone here got a sledge for sale?

[MarillionFan]

Obviously it's down to the meals Mrs MF cooks for me while you're out

[Uncle Albert]

You need a sledge? Ok. How come you're so fat?

Obviously it's down to the meals Mrs MF cooks for me while you're out

[MarillionFan]

You need a sledge? Ok. How come you're so fat?

[Uncle Albert]

Looks like it's going to be a bit chilly. If only there was someone with a tat shop full of sledges...

https://weathertrending.com/2018/02/...mpression=true

By Monday, very cold (‘polar continental’) air will have arrived across all areas of the UK – a marked step up in chill from the weekend. Temperatures in many places will be barely above freezing, the cold accentuated by the easterly wind.

Weather-wise, initially, western areas will be driest and brightest. But already there will be snow flurries further east. And through the day, snow showers here will become heavy and more prolonged. Accumulating snowfall is likely to develop across central and eastern parts of the UK, especially as we head into the night.

By Tuesday. I’m expecting disruptive amounts of snowfall to have fallen in some places. There is likely to be marked variation in amounts of snowfall, but parts of southeast England, East Anglia, northeast England and eastern Scotland are in line for some of the larger accumulations.

Conditions will deteriorate further through the midweek period, with the prospect of disruptive snowfall to be carried more widely westwards across some parts of the UK. Nobody is immune to snowfall by this time. I expect school closures, as well as major impacts on travel and other infrastructure.