Reply to: The Dating Game

[original PM]

Any of you lot ever been on Tinder, Match.com etc?

Just wondering what to do in the situation when the profile of your date and reality are two completely different things.

In my case, the date that had been texting me sweet nothings all week turned up in a track suit and looked like a truck driver.

I couldn't wait to get my dinner down my neck and get out of there.

Maybe I should have just dumped her in the car park and gone straight home?

Wow that's so truck driver ist.

Are you assuming all truck drivers are fat cnuts with a moustache?

Also did like none of the photos even suggest this?

What made her think a tracksuit was the best thing to wear?

So many questions so little genuine interest.

[DaveB]

Any of you lot ever been on Tinder, Match.com etc?

Just wondering what to do in the situation when the profile of your date and reality are two completely different things.

In my case, the date that had been texting me sweet nothings all week turned up in a track suit and looked like a truck driver.

I couldn't wait to get my dinner down my neck and get out of there.

Maybe I should have just dumped her in the car park and gone straight home?

Should have asked for Angela.

[original PM]

It was believable for a while now clearly you are taking the piss.

[fullyautomatix]

part II

I told the story on ipse a few years ago after it happened

So scruffy Mike wolfs down all the bread, and declares he is full up (chap looks starving) but starters at £15 a pop he is full up and orders tap water (so he does not get hit with the bill)

So I order a big beautiful steak, she orders the same, they arrive and we tuck in

I need a pee, so head off to the toilet, when i get back, something looks odd but cant put my finger on it, i dont remember eating so much steak, I look over and the head waiter is laughing and pointing and Scuffy mike, indicating he had eaten my steak !!!!

i then notice my wine glass is empty !!!

ROFL!!!
This is the by far the moat hilarious thing I have read on here.

[Manic]

part II

I told the story on ipse a few years ago after it happened

So scruffy Mike wolfs down all the bread, and declares he is full up (chap looks starving) but starters at £15 a pop he is full up and orders tap water (so he does not get hit with the bill)

So I order a big beautiful steak, she orders the same, they arrive and we tuck in

I need a pee, so head off to the toilet, when i get back, something looks odd but cant put my finger on it, i dont remember eating so much steak, I look over and the head waiter is laughing and pointing and Scuffy mike, indicating he had eaten my steak !!!!

i then notice my wine glass is empty !!!

[tarbera]

it gets better

I feel bad for it but I found that hillarious! What happened on the date?

part II

I told the story on ipse a few years ago after it happened

So scruffy Mike wolfs down all the bread, and declares he is full up (chap looks starving) but starters at £15 a pop he is full up and orders tap water (so he does not get hit with the bill)

So I order a big beautiful steak, she orders the same, they arrive and we tuck in

I need a pee, so head off to the toilet, when i get back, something looks odd but cant put my finger on it, i dont remember eating so much steak, I look over and the head waiter is laughing and pointing and Scuffy mike, indicating he had eaten my steak !!!!

i then notice my wine glass is empty !!!

[clearedforlanding]

Top Tinder Tip: 1st date should be for coffee and a get-to-know-you chat. It's much easier to make a hasty exit after 30-60 mins and a lot less expensive than dinner.

You are*doing Tinder wrong.

[greenlake]

Scruffy mike looks at the menu as asks if the bread is free !!!

You can't judge a book by the cover. The boy done good....

[Platypus]

Top Tinder Tip: 1st date should be for coffee and a get-to-know-you chat. It's much easier to make a hasty exit after 30-60 mins and a lot less expensive than dinner.

[OwlHoot]

I feel bad for it but I found that hillarious! What happened on the date?

Threesome, with the girl and "scruffy Mike"

[MyUserName]

I have at least 3 tinder dates that can top that

1. Boisdales in canary wharf, I had booked a romanic table overlooking the fountain, Champagne and Oysters on the table awaiting her arrival (normal day really)

she turns up with a scruffy middle aged "Male" friend

"ohh do you mind, I was going out the door and Mike popped round - so I brought him with me"

The head waiter bursts out laughing as he fetches another chair (to this day, he cant keep a straight face when I go in)

Scruffy mike looks at the menu as asks if the bread is free !!!

I feel bad for it but I found that hillarious! What happened on the date?

[ladymuck]

Naked speed dating anyone?
https://uk.funzing.com/funz/naked-sp...es-23-35-15227

[ladymuck]

I had a go. Hated it.

Turned up to a date in Boisdales and saw this lonely guy surrounded by champagne and oysters as I walked in. I can't stand oysters so I popped out before he saw me and found a homeless guy in need a of a meal to help me out.

[ladymuck]

I have at least 3 tinder dates that can top that

1. Boisdales in canary wharf, I had booked a romanic table overlooking the fountain, Champagne and Oysters on the table awaiting her arrival (normal day really)

she turns up with a scruffy middle aged "Male" friend

"ohh do you mind, I was going out the door and Mike popped round - so I brought him with me"

The head waiter bursts out laughing as he fetches another chair (to this day, he cant keep a straight face when I go in)

Scruffy mike looks at the menu as asks if the bread is free !!!

Sorry about that

[psychocandy]

Having been married over 20 years this internet thing is not something I've ever done.

Mate of mine recently divorced just used to spam everyone and see if any bit. Law of averages he did quite well. Not always top quality but every hole is a goal and all that!