Originally posted by Lance
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Originally posted by Lance View Postyour balls have been in your wife's handbag for 60 years now Phil haven't they?
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Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View PostOne knows of a chap named Glover, whose burd also has the surname Glover. He seems to think this precludes him from ever having to marry her. That seems like a wasted opportunity to become Mr Glover-Glover in my opinion.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThis is a disgrace.
Getting married! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I will make an exception for mr cojak - but not for NAT....
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This is a disgrace.
Getting married! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I will make an exception for mr cojak - but not for NAT....
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One knows of a chap named Glover, whose burd also has the surname Glover. He seems to think this precludes him from ever having to marry her. That seems like a wasted opportunity to become Mr Glover-Glover in my opinion.
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She probably takes them out and puts them in a jar to look at while she's getting boffed by the plumber
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Robbie Paul (ex-Bradford Bulls RL maestro) added his wife's name to his when he got hitched.
Mainly I think because it sounded cool. It's Robbie Hunter-Paul these days.
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I wonder if she has a special pouch for his balls on her hand bag?
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