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Originally posted by _V_ View PostOf course fuel isn't fuel you idiot!
To prove the point, I've just pushed 500 small pieces of coal into my petrol tank, and what a surprise, it doesn't work!
Now, anyone an idea on how to get them back out again?
Add a bit of pressure and wait a few hundred million years, your car will be full of crude.
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Originally posted by BR14 View Posti don't think you can buy those, regardless of his <apparently> exalted status
Still, - never mind, - eh?
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Originally posted by washed up contractor View PostNo one has to ask me because it is a forum, you dullard.
Nope, not at all. See your mate above about understanding an analogy.
Well to be frank, I couldnt give a **** whether you think Im retired or not. But, it goes to show you know **** all and are wrong, once again.
And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.
And hopefully you will enjoy your retirement.
A sense of humor might help
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Originally posted by washed up contractor View PostNo one has to ask me because it is a forum, you dullard.
Nope, not at all. See your mate above about understanding an analogy.
Well to be frank, I couldnt give a **** whether you think Im retired or not. But, it goes to show you know **** all and are wrong, once again.
And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.
Perhaps a forum for working contractors is a bit too much for you. Anyway have a great new year.
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Originally posted by washed up contractor View PostNo one has to ask me because it is a forum, you dullard.
Nope, not at all. See your mate above about understanding an analogy.
Well to be frank, I couldnt give a **** whether you think Im retired or not. But, it goes to show you know **** all and are wrong, once again.
And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.
this IS general, old chap.
And the thread IS a parody.
do pay attention.
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostNo one would normally ask you. You can't even tell the difference between a parody thread and a normal one.
Originally posted by Lance View Postyou misunderstand the Darwin award
Originally posted by woohoo View PostI think he has misunderstood a great many things. I'm not even sure he is retired, probably has a job and turns up for it everyday and thinks it's his house.
If he worked with me I would put him in a corner and give him a laptop and say to him go and post stupid things on internet forums....ahhh there you go.
And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.
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