After 1 year of doing porn

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greenlake replied

22 December 2017, 20:13
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's not gay if you're giving, only receiving.

Shouldn't you be practising your Americanisms....?
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BrilloPad replied

22 December 2017, 19:07
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's not gay if you're giving, only receiving.

EternalOptimist always used to offer to go into the barrel first according to Churchill.

Is that the 1970s? I think you are missing a forum post.
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vetran replied

22 December 2017, 18:57
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Is that what they say when you are being detained at her Majesty's pleasure

nah he says it doesn't count if you give them moob wank.. (NLyUK explained the "Nelly Nookie" on her price list).
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MrMarkyMark replied

22 December 2017, 16:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's not gay if you're giving, only receiving.

EternalOptimist always used to offer to go into the barrel first according to Churchill.

Is that what they say when you are being detained at her Majesty's pleasure
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MarillionFan replied

22 December 2017, 16:27
It's not gay if you're giving, only receiving.

EternalOptimist always used to offer to go into the barrel first according to Churchill.
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darmstadt replied

22 December 2017, 15:47
Your next partner: "It isn't 19 inches": Man with world's second largest penis claims record holder CHEATED by stretching his genitals with weights - Mirror Online

NSFW...
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greenlake replied

22 December 2017, 15:43
Originally posted by original PM View Post

After 1 year of doing porn

....the cake shop thanks you for your standing order....
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BrilloPad replied

22 December 2017, 14:10
Originally posted by original PM View Post

If the price is right and all that...

The Donkey said that you will have to pay it way more than £100 next time.......
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original PM replied

22 December 2017, 14:09
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

Donkey porn???

If the price is right and all that...
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BR14 replied

22 December 2017, 13:23
Originally posted by original PM View Post

My ass is sore.

Donkey porn???
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LondonManc replied

22 December 2017, 13:11
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Hardly covers the bleaching tbh - it's getting tough out there.

But far more tender in there no doubt.

Prolapsing is where the money's at (allegedly). A couple more years of boxing sparring will help.
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BrilloPad replied

22 December 2017, 13:08
It is better to receive than to give.
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original PM replied

22 December 2017, 12:56
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

What price do you get for an anal money shot these days?

Good rate?

Hardly covers the bleaching tbh - it's getting tough out there.
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MrMarkyMark replied

22 December 2017, 12:50
Originally posted by original PM View Post

My ass is sore.

What price do you get for an anal money shot these days?

Good rate?
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original PM started a topic After 1 year of doing porn

22 December 2017, 12:49
After 1 year of doing porn

My ass is sore.
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