Aliens are here.

[MarillionFan]

We need to build a wall, and the Martians are paying!

[BrilloPad]

drinking the juice from a pickled onion jar.

Is that worse than licking the chutney spoon?

[PhiltheGreek]

I thought I saw one when i got up for a piss one night. But it turned out to be Camilla drinking the juice from a pickled onion jar.

[BrilloPad]

At one stage the lions on westminster bridge were though to be one of 3 examples of an unknown alien material.

There are several hundred worldwide and the formula has been re-created.

https://www.ft.com/content/4d36e9d8-...f-6bb9974f25d0

[BrilloPad]

An alien was here. Until NAT chased him away.

[original PM]

Ha ha ha

Why would you puny humans think you were alone in the galaxy - you are food!

Ha ha ha

Nuts wrong account.

[ProInDisguise]

Tom DeLonge was right!!

[JHadd]

Does this mean aliens are here? Yipee..

[_V_]

Very convincing article. Packed full of verifiable and accurate reporting.

[greenlake]

I doubt any government would come out after decades of keeping hush on any top secrets.... unless they're trying to divert our attention from something worse!

So, bitcoin was a US Government payment system for eliminating aliens....

[ChimpMaster]

Have we done this yet?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...cid=spartanntp

I doubt any government would come out after decades of keeping hush on any top secrets.... unless they're trying to divert our attention from something worse!