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Previously on "Apprentice finalist is a slimy IT recruitment agent!"

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I had forgotten how incredibly smarmy and punchable they all look.

    I thought they had hit rock bottom.

    Then I saw Kurran.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Do you have a wife/girlfriend? Are you good at explaining your way out of awkward situations? If the answer to both is "yes" you're about half-way to digging yourself out of this one. Just don't google it at work, there's no HR process yet imagined that can help you here...
    I saw breakfast bars in tesco the other day called Nut Butter. Thought that was a bit risque too.

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  • original PM
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    I had forgotten how incredibly smarmy and punchable they all look.

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  • saptastic
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    The Apprentice winner James White suffers GBP30K LOSS after joining forces with Lord Sugar | Celebrity News | Showbiz & TV | Express.co.uk

    The Apprentice winner James White suffers £30K LOSS after joining forces with Lord Sugar

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  • Jog On
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    Is this the "official" 2018 thread?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Dare I look up nut milk in google?
    Do you have a wife/girlfriend? Are you good at explaining your way out of awkward situations? If the answer to both is "yes" you're about half-way to digging yourself out of this one. Just don't google it at work, there's no HR process yet imagined that can help you here...

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Dare I look up nut milk in google?
    He who dares, wins, rodders

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  • GreenMirror
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    Dare I look up nut milk in google?

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  • original PM
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    Gods assistant: It seems they are now trying to get milk out of Almonds.
    God : But I put like 6 or 7 animals which literally make milk on the planet for them
    Gods assistant : it seems they feel that is unhealthy

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  • psychocandy
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    Camilla - Owner Nut Milk brand.

    Like it - "Nut milk"

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  • psychocandy
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    Alex Finn - 21 years old - IT Analyst. “I know everything. Call me ‘Google’… it’s my middle name.”

    Right OK.

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Well, one of them has experience in making pharmaceutical deals
    The Apprentice candidate Daniel Elahi's drug dealing past exposed | Metro News
    So he had a bit of weed. Hardly makes him a Columbian drug baron.

    I am guessing he smoked some too. You have to be really really stupid to get on the show.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    For the final of this years apprentice, both contenders will be asked to negotiate Brexit....

    Well, one of them has experience in making pharmaceutical deals
    The Apprentice candidate Daniel Elahi's drug dealing past exposed | Metro News

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  • GreenMirror
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    For the final of this years apprentice, both contenders will be asked to negotiate Brexit....

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  • Hobosapien
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    "covfefe"

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