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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    You mean you fly?

    If you were richer and more stupid you would take the over priced train.
    I don't travel well.

    Unless compensated accordingly

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    No, I wouldn't be seen dead on board such a contraption.

    I'm not a complete pauper you know .

    Ill leave this option to the wannabe boy scouts and camper van owners.
    You mean you fly?

    If you were richer and more stupid you would take the over priced train.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    He says he doesn't mind going halves on the fare again, but he isn't spooning you all the way to Glasgow like last time.
    No, I wouldn't be seen dead on board such a contraption.

    I'm not a complete pauper you know .

    Ill leave this option to the wannabe boy scouts and camper van owners.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Double bubble if he lands the role as a contract steward.
    He says he doesn't mind going halves on the fare again, but he isn't spooning you all the way to Glasgow like last time.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    That solves Wilmslow's overnight accommodation problem.
    Double bubble if he lands the role as a contract steward.

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  • northernladyuk
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    That solves Wilmslow's overnight accommodation problem.

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  • Mordac
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    It doesn't have an Oyster card reader either. How are the London snowflakes going to pay for it?

    Otherwise I don't see much of a problem, as a mobile knocking-shop probably won't trouble the authorities in these enlightened times...

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  • Mag
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    anyone spot any issues?
    It has no wheels?

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  • Hobosapien
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    Much simpler to just use a normal bus/coach and have the travellers seat belted in place while they breath some 'relaxing gas' so they can sleep through the entire journey.

    Fix the dose for the duration to their stop so they wake up just in time to get off.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Issues? There's a bird driving that bastard. They'll be lucky to wake up at all, and if they do it certainly won't be where they expected.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    NSFW....

    £350 million per week?

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    OK wait till they get a few oiks on it.
    NSFW....

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    OK wait till they get a few oiks on it.

    'Snoozeliners' set to transform late-night travel in UK | Daily Mail Online



    anyone spot any issues?


    yeah its going to get wet and cold inside, they need to put some kind of outer shell on it to protect it from the elements. Plus people will fall out of it into the road. Needs a toilet.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Booze bus

    Booze bus

    OK wait till they get a few oiks on it.

    'Snoozeliners' set to transform late-night travel in UK | Daily Mail Online

    'Snoozeliners' set to transform late-night travel in the UK: Double deckers to be transformed into luxury moving hotels, with memory foam mattresses and sleep-inducing scents
    It's hoped the snoozeliner will enter service next year, serving London, Leeds, Manchester and Birmingham
    The buses will be fitted with 14 personal pods that come complete with beds and memory foam mattresses
    The pods will also have sleep-inducing scents as well as unlimited water, coffee and selected smoothies
    On board stewards will be on hand to wake up passengers before they reach their destinations
    anyone spot any issues?


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