• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "How do we stop importing obesity from the USA?"

Collapse

  • greenlake
    replied
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Oh they work. Eat anything with a trace of fat and you poo yourself about 5 minutes later.....
    So you have to eat on the toilet....
    That doesn't mean you still can't go out and enjoy yourself....

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    So you have to eat on the toilet....
    Its good enough for Elvis.....

    Leave a comment:


  • SueEllen
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Oh they work. Eat anything with a trace of fat and you poo yourself about 5 minutes later.....
    So you have to eat on the toilet....

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Pills! Gimme pills! Tried many, none work unless you take them in conjunction with a balanced diet and exercise. Where's the fun in that?
    Oh they work. Eat anything with a trace of fat and you poo yourself about 5 minutes later.....

    Leave a comment:


  • LondonManc
    replied
    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    It will be sorted out soon enough by taking pills to reduce the fatty cells in our bodies.

    The big pharmos will make tons of money selling these pills to us, McDonalds etc are over the moon because now we can eat even more. Eventually, McDonalds will merge with a big pharmaceutical company and deliver the fat busting pills in the actual McDonalds burgers. Win, win.

    McDonalds restaurants will eventually become homes for the chavs. They eat there all day and use the free wi-fi. Crime is reduced and society as a whole improves.
    Aye up, Sarah Lancashire's in with her Adipose pills.

    Leave a comment:


  • ladymuck
    replied
    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    It will be sorted out soon enough by taking pills to reduce the fatty cells in our bodies.

    The big pharmos will make tons of money selling these pills to us, McDonalds etc are over the moon because now we can eat even more. Eventually, McDonalds will merge with a big pharmaceutical company and deliver the fat busting pills in the actual McDonalds burgers. Win, win.

    McDonalds restaurants will eventually become homes for the chavs. They eat there all day and use the free wi-fi. Crime is reduced and society as a whole improves.
    Pills! Gimme pills! Tried many, none work unless you take them in conjunction with a balanced diet and exercise. Where's the fun in that?

    Leave a comment:


  • BR14
    replied
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    I take that back, we have 7 days of reduced irritation.

    (Ta Cojak)
    yeh, i just said that, sort of

    Leave a comment:


  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post


    No it won't, and it won't make you any less of an irritating twat either, more's the pity...
    I take that back, we have 7 days of reduced irritation.

    (Ta Cojak)

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You want to eat MF?

    Each to their own.....
    NLyUK gives him a quantity discount!

    Leave a comment:


  • BR14
    replied
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    oh, - is that B- word allowed in general again??
    nobody tells me anything
    Oooops, i guess not then.

    Leave a comment:


  • BR14
    replied
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Brexit will make you slim, as food prices will rise a lot
    oh, - is that B- word allowed in general again??
    nobody tells me anything

    Leave a comment:


  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Brexit will make you slim, as food prices will rise a lot


    No it won't, and it won't make you any less of an irritating twat either, more's the pity...

    Leave a comment:


  • Eirikur
    replied
    Brexit will make you slim, as food prices will rise a lot

    Leave a comment:


  • woohoo
    replied
    It will be sorted out soon enough by taking pills to reduce the fatty cells in our bodies.

    The big pharmos will make tons of money selling these pills to us, McDonalds etc are over the moon because now we can eat even more. Eventually, McDonalds will merge with a big pharmaceutical company and deliver the fat busting pills in the actual McDonalds burgers. Win, win.

    McDonalds restaurants will eventually become homes for the chavs. They eat there all day and use the free wi-fi. Crime is reduced and society as a whole improves.

    Leave a comment:


  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    The salad dressing means the salad contains more fat, sugar and calories....
    Dasani water is made by Coca-Cola, so that'll have sugar in it as well...

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X