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Previously on "Leave the EU NOW!!!!!!"

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  • BR14
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    bugger! - i'll have to go back to making my own lamb kofte then

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Because the Tory party lied again, surprise, surprise:
    They are politicians ifthey move their mouths they are lying.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    Expats who didn't vote leave - 50% discount as they will run away before it starts.

    Because the Tory party lied again, surprise, surprise:

    The Conservative Party manifesto contains a Votes for Life commitment, so in future all British citizens living overseas will be able to vote, regardless of how long they have resided overseas.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    As long as spit roasts are still allowed.....
    apparently they are NLyUK stuck her latest price list in the local phone box. The "Full house" is priced as follows.

    Female (3 orifices) - £200

    Male (2 orifices) - £300

    Brillo (in bits) - £500 + £180 cleaning bill.

    MF - contact us for a quote.

    Expats who didn't vote leave - 50% discount as they will run away before it starts.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    The point from me is - what the hell has it got to do with the EU what food is eaten - so long as it complies with hygiene standards then there you go.

    You vill eat vat you are told in the EU super state.
    Just because you have low standards doesn't mean everyone else does...https://www.foodnavigator.com/Articl...im-researchers

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  • BrilloPad
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    As long as spit roasts are still allowed.....

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  • original PM
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    The point from me is - what the hell has it got to do with the EU what food is eaten - so long as it complies with hygiene standards then there you go.

    You vill eat vat you are told in the EU super state.

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  • Hobosapien
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    A kebab is the very definition of post pub food, in that nobody of sound mind has ever eaten one sober...

    May be true but a chicken shish kebab with salad and no chef's special sauce () is probably the healthiest take away available on the high street.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Mrs AtW?
    Taking one for the team...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I feel sorry for these things.

    Mrs AtW?

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  • DimPrawn
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    I feel sorry for these things.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Sure, a kebab is great if you're slightly drunk. If you're really drunk though, only one of these will do....
    Roadkill & Chips (with a salad of sorts).

    Yum...

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    A kebab is the very definition of post pub food, in that nobody of sound mind has ever eaten one sober...
    Sure, a kebab is great if you're slightly drunk. If you're really drunk though, only one of these will do....

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  • Mordac
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    Caption reads: A delicious doner being sliced. Er, really? Looks like shaving the flesh off a dead elephants leg to me, but whatever floats your boat.
    A kebab is the very definition of post pub food, in that nobody of sound mind has ever eaten one sober...

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    I don't think it's the phosphates they should be worrying about....

    He's trying to clone AtW's car key through the ceiling!

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