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Originally posted by vetran View Post
Expats who didn't vote leave - 50% discount as they will run away before it starts.
Because the Tory party lied again, surprise, surprise:
The Conservative Party manifesto contains a Votes for Life commitment, so in future all British citizens living overseas will be able to vote, regardless of how long they have resided overseas.
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apparently they are NLyUK stuck her latest price list in the local phone box. The "Full house" is priced as follows.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs long as spit roasts are still allowed.....
Female (3 orifices) - £200
Male (2 orifices) - £300
Brillo (in bits) - £500 + £180 cleaning bill.
MF - contact us for a quote.
Expats who didn't vote leave - 50% discount as they will run away before it starts.
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Just because you have low standards doesn't mean everyone else does...https://www.foodnavigator.com/Articl...im-researchersOriginally posted by original PM View PostThe point from me is - what the hell has it got to do with the EU what food is eaten - so long as it complies with hygiene standards then there you go.
You vill eat vat you are told in the EU super state.
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The point from me is - what the hell has it got to do with the EU what food is eaten - so long as it complies with hygiene standards then there you go.
You vill eat vat you are told in the EU super state.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostA kebab is the very definition of post pub food, in that nobody of sound mind has ever eaten one sober...
May be true but a chicken shish kebab with salad and no chef's special sauce (
) is probably the healthiest take away available on the high street.
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Caption reads: A delicious doner being sliced. Er, really? Looks like shaving the flesh off a dead elephants leg to me, but whatever floats your boat.
A kebab is the very definition of post pub food, in that nobody of sound mind has ever eaten one sober...
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He's trying to clone AtW's car key through the ceiling!Originally posted by greenlake View PostI don't think it's the phosphates they should be worrying about....

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