Reply to: Meghan Markle Engagement to Prince Harry

[SimonMac]

I'm really sorry football lovers.

Prince William is the President of the FA so he usually presents the trophy, wonder where he will send the sun, Wembley or Westminster Abbey

[SueEllen]

FFS Royal wedding clashes with the FA Cup Final

I'm really sorry football lovers.

[SimonMac]

FFS Royal wedding clashes with the FA Cup Final

[Mordac]

In other news: Apparently PornHub searched for Ms Markle have gone up 2200%

No wonder it's quiet on here today, you lot are otherwise engaged...

[mattfx]

In other news: Apparently PornHub searched for Ms Markle have gone up 2200%

[saptastic]

Saw the interview on You tube and hopefully Im wrong but it just doesn't look very natural.

She cant believe she will be married to a prince and live in such splendour he is a toyboy with a fittie on his arm.

[Mordac]

Ah yes, the source of all factual news.

Even they contradict themselves

"After Miss Markle has received her family visa and married she will be required to extend her stay in the UK by seeking indefinite leave to remain.
After six years she can apply for British citizenship and as a foreign national would be required to sit a multiple-choice 'Life in the UK' test – possible including questions about her mother-in-law the Queen."

Admittedly it would be rather amusing if she was refused ILTR...
I think asking her questions about her in-laws is a bit daft, since she has something of a slight advantage on the subject. She should be quizzed on the works of Gerard Manley Hopkins as I had to do to get certified in English.

[Hobosapien]

Just been into Ladbrokes and they're only offering short odds on that exact chain of events happening.

[northernladyuk]

The right don't seem to like it either, some of the stuff I've been seeing and hearing is pretty disgusting:

Muslim DNA.

Anyway, Mash is on the button as always.

Harry asks Meghan if she’d like to be the subject of future documentaries about what really happened to her

Harry asks Meghan if she'd like to be the subject of future documentaries about what really happened to her
27-11-17

PRINCE Harry has asked girlfriend Meghan Markle if she’d like to be the subject of future speculation about her mysterious disappearance.

The handsome prince popped the question over the weekend, asking the actress how she’d feel if some American cable channel made a 2021 documentary called The Meghan Mystery: The Illuminati Factor.

A palace spokesman said: “After several years as a couple, Harry felt it was time to make her ultimate fate official.

“He held Meghan’s hand and asked her if she’d like to begin the chain of events that will lead to her unexplained disappearance from a hotel room in Vienna.

“For decades to come, books will be written and straight-to-Netflix documentaries made about that night and why the concierge appeared to have a walkie-talkie under his desk.

“There will be many years of speculation that she was spotted in Amsterdam, Australia and on a Mars colony, but the real truth will remain elusive.

“Anyway I’m sure she’ll wear a smashing dress and you people will love it.”

[darmstadt]

The right don't seem to like it either, some of the stuff I've been seeing and hearing is pretty disgusting:

[LondonManc]

All the people I know married to a foreign wife are very upset that she has been given British citizenship before she is even married.

What happened to 5 years of indefinite leave to remain first? What happened to passing the citizenship test?

All the nonsense everyone else has to go through has been ignored.

It would do the royal family more good if she went through the same processes as everyone else.

Zola Budd to the power of a few thousand.

Absolute disgrace.

Turn it in, Katie Hopkins

[Hobosapien]

It's strange how someone who can clearly support themselves is able to get things quicker than those who want a free meal ticket


Oh wait no it's not.

Yep. Many things are available quicker if you're able and willing to pay for it. Capitalism at work. Despised by socialists who want everything on a plate as they're too lazy to work for it.

[original PM]

It's strange how someone who can clearly support themselves is able to get things quicker than those who want a free meal ticket


Oh wait no it's not.

[vetran]

Ah yes, the source of all factual news.

Even they contradict themselves

"After Miss Markle has received her family visa and married she will be required to extend her stay in the UK by seeking indefinite leave to remain.
After six years she can apply for British citizenship and as a foreign national would be required to sit a multiple-choice 'Life in the UK' test – possible including questions about her mother-in-law the Queen."

of course, just as bad as the other papers.

[mudskipper]

its in the wail

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle will marry in Windsor in May | Daily Mail Online




Allegedly the queen can't do it.

Ah yes, the source of all factual news.

Even they contradict themselves

"After Miss Markle has received her family visa and married she will be required to extend her stay in the UK by seeking indefinite leave to remain.
After six years she can apply for British citizenship and as a foreign national would be required to sit a multiple-choice 'Life in the UK' test – possible including questions about her mother-in-law the Queen."