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  • BrilloPad
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    Scientists have revealed there are 4 types of organism: -

    1. Positive - "Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes."
    2. Negative - "Oh no. Oh no. Oh no."
    3. Religious - "Oh God. Oh God. Oh God."
    4. Fake - "Oh SueEllen. Oh SueEllen. Oh SueEllen."

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    We could wake up and find a T Rex popping out of our bumhole.
    Well, they are actually very athletic....

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  • DimPrawn
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    My ex-wife was an expert in this subject matter...

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  • xoggoth
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    I hope they know what they are doing. Some small mistake and these organisms could evolve uncontrollably. We could wake up and find a T Rex popping out of our bumhole.

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  • Paddy
    started a topic Fake Organisms

    Fake Organisms

    E coli microbes have been modified to carry an expanded genetic code which researchers say will ultimately allow them to be programmed

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...new-life-forms
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