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SueEllen replied

26 September 2017, 04:41
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Won't you be my "friend" too, SueEllen....?

Nope - I prefer beer...
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greenlake replied

25 September 2017, 21:27
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Now we really know that greenlake is a "friend" of Old Greg's.

Won't you be my "friend" too, SueEllen....?
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PhiltheGreek replied

25 September 2017, 19:49
So that's what they are. Camilla said it was a curtain finial that had fallen off.
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SueEllen replied

25 September 2017, 19:08
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

He should've melted the gold down and made a butt plug. Would've been far more comfortable (so I've been told)....

Now we really know that greenlake is a "friend" of Old Greg's.
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greenlake replied

25 September 2017, 19:04
Customs officials find gold inside 45-year-old man after noticing his ‘suspicious movements’ at Colombo airport

He should've melted the gold down and made a butt plug. Would've been far more comfortable (so I've been told)....
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SueEllen replied

25 September 2017, 19:01
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

That was for a medical condition.

TMI
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northernladyuk replied

25 September 2017, 18:57
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You could get 10kg up Old Gregs

That was for a medical condition.
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SueEllen replied

25 September 2017, 18:52
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Only 7 months behind the mail

Indian man found smuggling 1.2kg of gold up his bum | Daily Mail Online

Different airport. Different nationality.

Oh and the story points out he isn't original.
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BrilloPad replied

25 September 2017, 18:45
Did he have a goldeneye?
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vetran replied

25 September 2017, 18:44
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

golden bum linky

Kudos for the title, though I imagine now he will say "Never say never again" !
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MarillionFan replied

25 September 2017, 18:42
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Only 7 months behind the mail

Indian man found smuggling 1.2kg of gold up his bum | Daily Mail Online

You could get 10kg up Old Gregs
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BrilloPad replied

25 September 2017, 18:39
Only 7 months behind the mail

Indian man found smuggling 1.2kg of gold up his bum | Daily Mail Online
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northernladyuk replied

25 September 2017, 18:36
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

golden bum linky

MF and Dim are involved somehow. Mark my words.
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SueEllen started a topic Ouch! The man with the..

25 September 2017, 18:18
Ouch! The man with the..

golden bum linky

A Sri Lankan man who raised suspicion by the way he kept looking around in an airport departure lounge was found to be carrying nearly 1kg (2.2lb) of gold stashed in his rectum.
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