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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Some people just don't get logic
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And they should be put on ignore....
    QED.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Some people just don't get logic
    And they should be put on ignore....

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    He wished all bears to be female and as he is a bear, he has wished himself female. He failed to wish 'the other bears' female. So in fact, the rabbit was doing him (her) a favour.
    Some people just don't get logic

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    He had used all his wishes.
    He wished all bears to be female and as he is a bear, he has wished himself female. He failed to wish 'the other bears' female. So in fact, the rabbit was doing him (her) a favour.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    As the bear has wished himself female, then being gay would be beneficial, no?
    He had used all his wishes.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I wish one could get to choose ones sexuality.

    There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through the forest they lived in they found a magical lamp. After a bit of fighting over it the bear took it and rubbed it, hoping for a genie to come out. When the genie came out of his lamp he promised the bear and the rabbit three wishes for each for releasing him from his lamp.
    The bear immediately said “I want all the bears in this forest to be female” The genie granted his wish.
    The rabbit thought about what to ask for a while and finally said “I want a motorbike helmet”. The helmet appeared in front of him and he promptly put it on his head.
    The bear was confused about the rabbit’s wish but carried on with his second wish. “I want all the bears from the neighbouring forests to be female”.
    The rabbit then said “I want a motorbike”.
    The bear just couldn’t believe how strange the rabbit’s wishes were and shaking his head wished “I want all the bears in the world to be female” and the genie granted his wish.
    The rabbit got on his new bike and rode off, and when he was some 50 metres away from the bear he yelled “I wish that the bear was gay!!”

    As the bear has wished himself female, then being gay would be beneficial, no?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Its my accountant I am having the affair with!
    He says he wants Right of Substitution.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    Become a Homo 😍
    I wish one could get to choose ones sexuality.

    There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through the forest they lived in they found a magical lamp. After a bit of fighting over it the bear took it and rubbed it, hoping for a genie to come out. When the genie came out of his lamp he promised the bear and the rabbit three wishes for each for releasing him from his lamp.
    The bear immediately said “I want all the bears in this forest to be female” The genie granted his wish.
    The rabbit thought about what to ask for a while and finally said “I want a motorbike helmet”. The helmet appeared in front of him and he promptly put it on his head.
    The bear was confused about the rabbit’s wish but carried on with his second wish. “I want all the bears from the neighbouring forests to be female”.
    The rabbit then said “I want a motorbike”.
    The bear just couldn’t believe how strange the rabbit’s wishes were and shaking his head wished “I want all the bears in the world to be female” and the genie granted his wish.
    The rabbit got on his new bike and rode off, and when he was some 50 metres away from the bear he yelled “I wish that the bear was gay!!”

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    what does your accountant say?
    Its my accountant I am having the affair with!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    His body isn't good enough.
    Too poor as well to be starting out at his age.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    Become a Homo 😍
    His body isn't good enough.

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  • Scruff
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    Become a Homo 😍

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    That Mrs BP has needs.
    Unfortunately, BP failed to live up to the promise....

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    fulfilled or not?
    Daily, about 9.30, after BP has left for work.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    fulfilled or not?
    It's only a small accountancy firm.

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