Double dipping the chutney condom!

[Dark Black]

With one of these, she'll never know....!

[greenlake]

If the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...

With one of these, she'll never know....!

[original PM]

If the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...

(Btw, if she does reach for the rubber gloves and face mask, consider the question well and truly answered. )

Mordy in "infraction avoidance" Mode

True

I tend to make sure I have no helmet cheese!!

[Mordac]

I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.

If the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...

(Btw, if she does reach for the rubber gloves and face mask, consider the question well and truly answered. )

Mordy in "infraction avoidance" Mode

[vetran]

After I ask for that, it ends in divorce.

its a bitter pill willie to swallow.

Actually there are now antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea & HPV out there both can be transmitted by oral sex.

[Paddy]

I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.

Was it Camilla Parker Bowles who used dress up like that?

[BrilloPad]

I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.

After I ask for that, it ends in divorce.

[original PM]

I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.

[greenlake]

apparently they like spicy pickle after cheese hors d'oeuvres.

....and for those who prefer a more traditional British taste....

[greenlake]

Double dipping the chutney condom!

[Paddy]

apparently they like spicy pickle after cheese hors d'oeuvres.

[vetran]

Indian firm launches bizarre pickle flavoured condoms | Daily Mail Online

Forget fruit-flavoured condoms: Indian firm launches a bizarre SPICY PICKLE variety (but not all are convinced - flooding Twitter with memes mocking the announcement)
The condom is officially known as achaari, a traditional blend of pickling spices
But it doesn't appear to have the qualities of conventional flavoured condoms
Foodies have described the taste in Indian curries as tangy, bitter and salty