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Previously on "Double dipping the chutney condom!"

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  • Dark Black
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    With one of these, she'll never know....!

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    If the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...
    With one of these, she'll never know....!

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    If the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...

    (Btw, if she does reach for the rubber gloves and face mask, consider the question well and truly answered. )

    Mordy in "infraction avoidance" Mode
    True

    I tend to make sure I have no helmet cheese!!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

    I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.
    If the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...

    (Btw, if she does reach for the rubber gloves and face mask, consider the question well and truly answered. )

    Mordy in "infraction avoidance" Mode

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    After I ask for that, it ends in divorce.
    its a bitter pill willie to swallow.

    Actually there are now antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea & HPV out there both can be transmitted by oral sex.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

    I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.
    Was it Camilla Parker Bowles who used dress up like that?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

    I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.
    After I ask for that, it ends in divorce.

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  • original PM
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    I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.

    I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    apparently they like spicy pickle after cheese hors d'oeuvres.
    ....and for those who prefer a more traditional British taste....

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Double dipping the chutney condom!

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  • Paddy
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    apparently they like spicy pickle after cheese hors d'oeuvres.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Double dipping the chutney condom!

    Double dipping the chutney condom!

    Indian firm launches bizarre pickle flavoured condoms | Daily Mail Online

    Forget fruit-flavoured condoms: Indian firm launches a bizarre SPICY PICKLE variety (but not all are convinced - flooding Twitter with memes mocking the announcement)
    The condom is officially known as achaari, a traditional blend of pickling spices
    But it doesn't appear to have the qualities of conventional flavoured condoms
    Foodies have described the taste in Indian curries as tangy, bitter and salty





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