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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf the lady (assuming it is a lady) requests you use a condom when performing the aforementioned act upon your person, perhaps you should be asking yourself whether it could be a consequence of your personal hygiene (or lack thereof)...
(Btw, if she does reach for the rubber gloves and face mask, consider the question well and truly answered. )
Mordy in "infraction avoidance" Mode
I tend to make sure I have no helmet cheese!!
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Originally posted by original PM View PostI've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.
I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.
(Btw, if she does reach for the rubber gloves and face mask, consider the question well and truly answered. )
Mordy in "infraction avoidance" Mode
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I've never understood why you would use a condom when doing oral sex.
I mean you may as well go the whole hog and wear rubber gloves and a face mask.
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Double dipping the chutney condom!
Indian firm launches bizarre pickle flavoured condoms | Daily Mail Online
Forget fruit-flavoured condoms: Indian firm launches a bizarre SPICY PICKLE variety (but not all are convinced - flooding Twitter with memes mocking the announcement)
The condom is officially known as achaari, a traditional blend of pickling spices
But it doesn't appear to have the qualities of conventional flavoured condoms
Foodies have described the taste in Indian curries as tangy, bitter and salty
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