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Previously on "The MrMarkyMark I'm not getting any brainfart thread"

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Shouldn't that read: 'Central Tool Supply Organisation'?
    Beyond his remit.

    Although you make think MF is a total tool solution, he is only a component.

    A little like suity.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Sounds like admin needs to invest in one of these....

    Shouldn't that read: 'Central Tool Supply Organisation'?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    A fantasy filter should catch the job lot.
    Indeed

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Still left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.
    A fantasy filter should catch the job lot.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

    Remove posts with:-

    Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
    Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
    Any boasting, I am, threads.
    Losing gambling threads.
    Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
    Sledges.

    And see what we are left with.

    Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
    Sounds like admin needs to invest in one of these....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Mining into ten year old posts. Vetran or zeity would be good for that job.
    Indeed. No-one else is good at that.

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post2438252

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  • xoggoth
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    They will start on mine once the archiving of your entire post history is wrapped up
    Mining into ten year old posts. Vetran or zeity would be good for that job.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Still left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.
    There may be a few left, however the the two filters, below, got rid of most of the Perm Pole choking threads.

    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

    Remove posts with:-

    Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
    Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
    Any boasting, I am, threads.
    Losing gambling threads.
    Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
    Sledges.

    And see what we are left with.

    Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

    Remove posts with:-

    Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
    Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
    Any boasting, I am, threads.
    Losing gambling threads.
    Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
    Sledges.

    And see what we are left with.

    Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
    Still left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Concatenate them into a single document, turn it into an image, and if anyone wants to read it, they can.

    If there are image size problems, then it will need to be a video of a scrolling document.
    We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

    Remove posts with:-

    Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
    Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
    Any boasting, I am, threads.
    Losing gambling threads.
    Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
    Sledges.

    And see what we are left with.

    Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Isn't there a post limit of 10,000 characters? Will that be enough?
    Concatenate them into a single document, turn it into an image, and if anyone wants to read it, they can.

    If there are image size problems, then it will need to be a video of a scrolling document.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Just extrapolate them into a single post.
    FTFY

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Just concatenate them into a single post.
    Isn't there a post limit of 10,000 characters? Will that be enough?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    That's a work in progress. We were going to archive all his posts, but then decided to filter out the fantasy ones and just leave the genuine stuff. Made it to 2015 and haven't found anything yet.
    Just concatenate them into a single post.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    That's a work in progress. We were going to archive all his posts, but then decided to filter out the fantasy ones and just leave the genuine stuff. Made it to 2015 and haven't found anything yet.
    When you have the final list we can hold an open CUK poll to decide which ones to actually keep.

    Its only fair ™

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