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Previously on "Anyone got a really good printer?"

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Do they even print it, or just fabricate the electronic number?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why would I need a commit where there is no begin?
    Oracle.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    FTFY
    Why would I need a commit where there is no begin?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    UPDATE AccountBalance
    SET Balance = Balance *1000.0
    WHERE CretinQuota < 100.0;

    Commit;
    FTFY

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

    Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?
    UPDATE AccountBalance
    SET Balance = Balance *1000.0
    WHERE CretinQuota < 100.0

    100.0 is the official ISO Cretin Average. Which about 1% of the Cretinuous of the UberCretin.

    HTH

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Only a matter of time before a blockchain replaces the BOE. A blockchain operated by millions and costs a lot less to operate.

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  • scooterscot
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    Only a matter of time before a blockchain replaces the BOE. A blockchain operated by millions and costs a lot less to operate.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

    Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?
    Just get it from Theresa's Magic Money Tree.

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  • darmstadt
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    Maybe a little bit too technical for here: Homemade Money Printer

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  • dotcom12
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

    Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?
    I think you will need some animal fat as well

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Anyone got a really good printer?

    Anyone got a really good printer?

    Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

    Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?

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