Anyone got a really good printer?

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PurpleGorilla replied

4 July 2017, 08:11
Do they even print it, or just fabricate the electronic number?
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WTFH replied

4 July 2017, 08:11
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why would I need a commit where there is no begin?

Oracle.
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BrilloPad replied

4 July 2017, 08:06
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

FTFY

Why would I need a commit where there is no begin?
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WTFH replied

4 July 2017, 08:01
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

UPDATE AccountBalance
SET Balance = Balance *1000.0
WHERE CretinQuota < 100.0;

Commit;

FTFY
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BrilloPad replied

4 July 2017, 07:51
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?

UPDATE AccountBalance
SET Balance = Balance *1000.0
WHERE CretinQuota < 100.0

100.0 is the official ISO Cretin Average. Which about 1% of the Cretinuous of the UberCretin.

HTH
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AtW replied

3 July 2017, 22:25
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Only a matter of time before a blockchain replaces the BOE. A blockchain operated by millions and costs a lot less to operate.
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scooterscot replied

3 July 2017, 21:43
Only a matter of time before a blockchain replaces the BOE. A blockchain operated by millions and costs a lot less to operate.
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WTFH replied

3 July 2017, 21:35
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?

Just get it from Theresa's Magic Money Tree.
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darmstadt replied

3 July 2017, 20:46
Maybe a little bit too technical for here: Homemade Money Printer
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dotcom12 replied

3 July 2017, 20:33
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?

I think you will need some animal fat as well
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DimPrawn started a topic Anyone got a really good printer?

3 July 2017, 19:34
Anyone got a really good printer?

Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?
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