Reply to: UK population rise of 538,000 is biggest for 70 years

[AtW]

Forget your property. He'll soon be calling upon you for the services. Which will it will be sailor or infantry?

SAS...

[scooterscot]

Has Komrade Korbyn offered them all someone else's property? What a generous guy.

Property is theft Komrade!

Forget your property. He'll soon be calling upon you for the services. Which will it will be sailor or infantry?

[DimPrawn]

Has Komrade Korbyn offered them all someone else's property? What a generous guy.

Property is theft Komrade!

[BrilloPad]

I thought it was 'His ex-wives and the Official Receiver ended up with the lot.'

The dinner party was headed for disaster.

One man, an insurance salesman, was monopolizing the conversation with a lengthy account of recent litigation involving himself. Since two other guests were lawyers, the host was becoming increasingly uneasy.

"In the end," the salesman concluded, "you know who got all the money." I cringed. "The lawyers!" he shouted.

There was embarrassed silence at the table. Until the wife of one lawyer said, "Oh, I love a story with a happy ending."

[The_Equalizer]

Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?

That's autoreply number one.

Scotterscot has autoreplies that are basically UK/Conseratives - bad, Scotland/EU - great.

[northernladyuk]

Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?

I thought it was 'His ex-wives and the Official Receiver ended up with the lot.'

[BrilloPad]

Autoreply number 36.

Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?

[northernladyuk]

If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.

So how does the German electorate need to vote to get rid of you?

[The_Equalizer]

If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.

Autoreply number 36.

[scooterscot]

yeah everyone wants to get out of scotland

If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.

[scooterscot]

Well 52% of the UK population...

Well I guarantee you the same percentage will be confused our laws have not changed when they are supposedly under out control.

They'll probably complain too when invasion of privacy takes off big time and their mobile phone charges go through the roof Swiss style when they visit the continent.

[vetran]

Why do they keep saying the UK? It's England's population alone that's increasing.

yeah everyone wants to get out of scotland

[milanbenes]

Well 52% of the UK population don't understand what sovereignty means (and I wouldn't want to bet all of them know what constituent means either).

We should probably adopt the US/Germany model of being a country made up of states, rather than being a state made up of countries.

whatever they cannot explain....

they blame on the EU, easy innit

Milan.

[VectraMan]

Except I used the terms 'sovereign state' and 'constituent country', which are very clear.

Well 52% of the UK population don't understand what sovereignty means (and I wouldn't want to bet all of them know what constituent means either).

We should probably adopt the US/Germany model of being a country made up of states, rather than being a state made up of countries.

[VectraMan]

So you're not one of us? And there was me thinking...

Our stupid language. Sorry.