Originally posted by TheOmegaMan
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Originally posted by TheOmegaManWhy do you keep saying "my lad" ? I am married to a large marrow called Gertie. I never bring her up in conversation unless I choke.
I suppose I'm still in those loved up years
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A marrow is simply fabulous with a cheesy stuffing.Originally posted by LucyBeing married to a marrow must have it's advantages, unfortunately I can't think of any right now.
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Originally posted by TheOmegaManWhy do you keep saying "my lad" ? I am married to a large marrow called Gertie. I never bring her up in conversation unless I choke.
Being married to a marrow must have it's advantages, unfortunately I can't think of any right now.
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Why do you keep saying "my lad" ? I am married to a large marrow called Gertie. I never bring her up in conversation unless I choke.Originally posted by SallyAnneOh yeah, my lad would love that!
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I shall add to the chorus of whos? You can tell who the old farts are on this board.
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And you didn't post it?!! Shame on you!Originally posted by zeitghostI encountered a picture like that on the interweb thingy the other day...
by mistake, of course...
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Originally posted by zeitghostPink?
Oh yeah, my lad would love that!
No - brilliant white. Its a massive room (Old victorian house) and now it looks even bigger! It rocks
AND I've polyfillered all the holes in the wall.
AND I've put lining paper on some walls
I think I might be growing a penis after all!
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Originally posted by zeitghostIsn't it time you painted something?

I've done loads this morning! I keep taking a break every 20 mins or so. I've actually managed to paint my laptop too, which is nice
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Originally posted by BagpussI can take it, I just have a low boredom threshold.
Good 
Can we all stop fighting now please? Jesus - we've even managed to start fighting on the bloody word assocition thread - I think we all need to have give our heads a little shake.
Come on, its taking the fun out of it.
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I can take it, I just have a low boredom threshold.Originally posted by SallyAnneI didn't thnk it was obvious at all - I thought it was very very very very funny. Especially aimed at you, who is completly unable to make himself the butt of jokes. You dish it out, but cant take it at all
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Originally posted by BagpussDo you know I almost put, someone is going to say "yours did" but I thought no, nobody would be that obvious. Bobby Davro, eat your heart out! ;-)
I didn't thnk it was obvious at all - I thought it was very very very very funny. Especially aimed at you, who is completly unable to make himself the butt of jokes. You dish it out, but cant take it at all
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I take it back, I am not sorry.Originally posted by BagpussDo you know I almost put, someone is going to say "yours did" but I thought no, nobody would be that obvious. Bobby Davro, eat your heart out! ;-)
And I'm glad your rubber balls are sharp.
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Do you know I almost put, someone is going to say "yours did" but I thought no, nobody would be that obvious. Bobby Davro, eat your heart out! ;-)Originally posted by LucySorry pussycat.
I didn't mean to be rude, it just made me laugh.
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