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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Why do you hate ear hair? Racist!
    There's a chap in his fifties down the way who seems to have a three way race going on.

    His ear hair is quite possibly winning. I don't think he is married.

    qh

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    I now realise that old age is a race.

    It is a race between your nose hair and eyebrow hair to see who can get to your cheeks the fastest.

    qh
    Why do you hate ear hair? Racist!

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  • quackhandle
    started a topic Old age....

    Old age....

    I now realise that old age is a race.

    It is a race between your nose hair and eyebrow hair to see who can get to your cheeks the fastest.

    qh

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