Big ticket expense items

[northernladyuk]

A set of clean chutney spoons.

The old man will sell you a dirty set for a small surcharge.

[northernladyuk]

I can still talk the pants off a woman so no need to pay for the hookers. As for drugs, I have never wanted to take any. I just fail to see the point of chemically altering the state of my mind.

So you don't drink alcohol?

[vetran]

Talking of eco-sheds, where is sadguru?

getting lost up his own ass as usual?

[AtW]

He should have claimed a eco-shed in his garden with chill out area, kictenchette and bathroom because it was his study.

Talking of eco-sheds, where is sadguru?

[SueEllen]

I can still talk the pants off a woman so no need to pay for the hookers. As for drugs, I have never wanted to take any. I just fail to see the point of chemically altering the state of my mind.

God you are so boring.

You are going to fall of the rails either when you are middle aged or elderly.

[squarepeg]

Boring git.

What about high class hookers and Columbia's finest marching powder?

I can still talk the pants off a woman so no need to pay for the hookers. As for drugs, I have never wanted to take any. I just fail to see the point of chemically altering the state of my mind.

[SueEllen]

I had a friend(oh okay then, someone I worked with) who claimed a new kitchen. It was quite painful when HMRC crawled up his bottom without lube.

Why just a kitchen? Amateur.

He should have claimed a eco-shed in his garden with chill out area, kictenchette and bathroom because it was his study.

[BrilloPad]

I had a friend(oh okay then, someone I worked with) who claimed a new kitchen. It was quite painful when HMRC crawled up his bottom without lube.

[Troll]

Gold bullion ...can't go wrong

[DimPrawn]

Oh, the usual... computers, cameras, lenses (all work related, for an image processing project), access to developer programmes (Demandware), licenses for expensive software.

Boring git.

What about high class hookers and Columbia's finest marching powder?

[squarepeg]

Oh, the usual... computers, cameras, lenses (all work related, for an image processing project), access to developer programmes (Demandware), licenses for expensive software.

[covbob]

A set of clean chutney spoons.

[AtW]

Enough to buy lots of radiators that don't require regular bleeding....

[DimPrawn]

A couple of large yachts.

[coolpixel]

Contractor newbie here. What are som big ticket expense items you have claimed. So far I have claimed petty amounts for stationery, phone bills, etc.