Say my name Biatch

[vetran]

Naturally in this situation a contractor with any nouse would use an assumed name, such as Liz or Phil!

I have an account for the kinky stuff using the pseudonym AssGuru. Unfortunately when I think i have hit the lowest levels of perversion I get suggestions that would make the Bishop of Bath & Wells blush.

[OwlHoot]

Obviously an idea dreamed up by some spotty geek in his solitary bedsit. Normal households would have many people watching the same telly. One surely doesn’t need to tell a contractor that whoever amongst the household staff it was set the subscription up in the first place is going to be mortified about having his name blared out of the speakers as though he’s sitting there watching along.

Naturally in this situation a contractor with any nouse would use an assumed name, such as Liz or Phil!

[PhiltheGreek]

You have to subscribe to the catchup service, that's when they collect your name.

Obviously an idea dreamed up by some spotty geek in his solitary bedsit. Normal households would have many people watching the same telly. One surely doesn’t need to tell a contractor that whoever amongst the household staff it was set the subscription up in the first place is going to be mortified about having his name blared out of the speakers as though he’s sitting there watching along.

[squarepeg]

How's it going to know who is watching?

You have to subscribe to the catchup service, that's when they collect your name.

[vetran]

"Dave, have you thought about erectile dysfunction cream?"

My missus will glare at me even more.

'I can't do that Dave?'

[_V_]

"Dave, have you thought about erectile dysfunction cream?"

My missus will glare at me even more.

[OwlHoot]

Eating your cucumber sandwich with the correct folk in one mouthful.

FTFY

[barrydidit]

Eating your cucumber sandwich with the correct folk.

Correct folk? Good 'Needful Doing' Fellows, you mean?

[BrilloPad]

What's etiquette ???

Eating your cucumber sandwich with the correct folk.

[PhiltheGreek]

What's etiquette ???

An example would be where you don't turn up at the palace, because to do so would lower the tone.

[OwlHoot]

Adverts on Channel 4 will call you by name | Daily Mail Online ...

God, that sounds positively creepy.

That kind of over-familiarity might be OK for Yanks, but I can't see it going down very well in the UK!

(Mind you, it amazes me that Sky TV, for example, allows fast-forwarding through ads. With dexterous use of the Pause button, to obtain some time in hand, or by using catch-up or pre-recorded programs, one hardly ever has to watch or listen to ads.)

[AtW]

AtW will see no more adverts for safas or radiator keys.

Maybe adverts for etiquette on Garden Parties?

What's etiquette ???

[PhiltheGreek]

How's it going to know who is watching? Imagine a basic happy path scenario here:

The Mrs turns over to watch life on benefits and the first advert says 'Your Majesty...here's some lager from the colonies you might like' how on earth would the next one know to say 'Ma'am...here's some bog roll you might like'?

Similarly, if i'm watching embarrassing bodies with Harry, it'd need to know to say 'Your Royal Highness' first and then 'Sir' after.

Sounds like an illogical minefield to me.

[BrilloPad]

AtW will see no more adverts for safas or radiator keys.

Maybe adverts for etiquette on Garden Parties?

[vetran]

Adverts on Channel 4 will call you by name | Daily Mail Online

The TV adverts that will call you by NAME: Subscribers to Channel 4's catch-up service will be spoken to directly as firms try to stop audiences skipping the breaks
Users signed up to the channel's All 4 catch-up service will be talked to directly
A planned Foster's Lager commercial will say: '[Name], this one's for you'
Businesses worry that viewers are skipping through commercial breaks

A bit intrusive?

You should use softer moistened Kleenex to deal with that - Scooter

It's a pie - NickFitz

Changes to JSA - PsychoCandy