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Previously on "Just Over £500 PD - Is that What Constitutes Danger Money these Days?"
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYou've not seen a USB chainsaw, have you?
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostIs that you hiding behind him?
That it is actually me sharing bit of lead with the Butler who is bearing the shield, that's actually my mother cowering behind him.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI saw some Panasonic ones more recently being used by a tree-felling company.
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostThere were also those rugged Dell laptops - do they still make those?
I saw some Panasonic ones more recently being used by a tree-felling company.
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One place I worked built a prototype PC inside an armoured metal suitcase for use under fire or whatever, which was quite interesting (I think overheating turned out to be an issue). There were also those rugged Dell laptops - do they still make those?
Coding under gunfire would certainly get you motivated.
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Is that you hiding behind him?
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostJust in case, as you never know when that opportunity might come a knocking, I have invested in the following:-
A man with a gun to protect me:
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Originally posted by Guesstimator View PostOK. Let’s recap. Draw the gun from the holster, knock the safety catch off, there’s one in the chamber, and move and fire and move and fire and move and fire. The terrorist is disorientated from the stun grenades. He doesn’t know what’s going on. Remember the double-tap, bang, bang.
Lovely stuff.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
A rugged lap top bag,, which doubles as a bullet proof shield:-
Lovely stuff.
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Just in case, as you never know when that opportunity might come a knocking, I have invested in the following:-
A stylish waistcoat that just happens to double up as a bullet proof vest.
A rugged lap top bag,, which doubles as a bullet proof shield:-
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