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Previously on "Just Over £500 PD - Is that What Constitutes Danger Money these Days?"

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Not quite, I'll forgive you, it seems as a mere BA, you haven't been exposed to much armed combat.

    That it is actually me sharing bit of lead with the Butler who is bearing the shield, that's actually my mother cowering behind him.
    You're obviously a braver man than me. Bringing up the subject of your own mother in General? Chapeau

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    For death in service?
    Well it comes with benefits....

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  • Guesstimator
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You've not seen a USB chainsaw, have you?
    no, but now you've told me I can finally understand the merit of the "you can now safely unmount the hardware" thing in windows.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Is that you hiding behind him?
    Not quite, I'll forgive you, it seems as a mere BA, you haven't been exposed to much armed combat.

    That it is actually me sharing bit of lead with the Butler who is bearing the shield, that's actually my mother cowering behind him.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Guesstimator View Post
    I'm no expert but surely a chainsaw would be more effective?
    You've not seen a USB chainsaw, have you?

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  • Guesstimator
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    I saw some Panasonic ones more recently being used by a tree-felling company.
    I'm no expert but surely a chainsaw would be more effective?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    but you could drive a car/tank over them.
    There are not a lot of small things that one could not drive a tank over...

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    There were also those rugged Dell laptops - do they still make those?
    Toshiba used to do them - not sure they were bulletproof but you could drive a car/tank over them.
    I saw some Panasonic ones more recently being used by a tree-felling company.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    One place I worked built a prototype PC inside an armoured metal suitcase to survive direct megaton class nuclear strike.

    threaded
    FTFY

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  • VectraMan
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    One place I worked built a prototype PC inside an armoured metal suitcase for use under fire or whatever, which was quite interesting (I think overheating turned out to be an issue). There were also those rugged Dell laptops - do they still make those?

    Coding under gunfire would certainly get you motivated.

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  • barrydidit
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    Is that you hiding behind him?

    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Just in case, as you never know when that opportunity might come a knocking, I have invested in the following:-


    A man with a gun to protect me:

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Originally posted by Guesstimator View Post
    OK. Let’s recap. Draw the gun from the holster, knock the safety catch off, there’s one in the chamber, and move and fire and move and fire and move and fire. The terrorist is disorientated from the stun grenades. He doesn’t know what’s going on. Remember the double-tap, bang, bang.

    Lovely stuff.

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  • Guesstimator
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

    A rugged lap top bag,, which doubles as a bullet proof shield:-

    OK. Let’s recap. Draw the gun from the holster, knock the safety catch off, there’s one in the chamber, and move and fire and move and fire and move and fire. The terrorist is disorientated from the stun grenades. He doesn’t know what’s going on. Remember the double-tap, bang, bang.

    Lovely stuff.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Just in case, as you never know when that opportunity might come a knocking, I have invested in the following:-

    A stylish waistcoat that just happens to double up as a bullet proof vest.



    A rugged lap top bag,, which doubles as a bullet proof shield:-

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    For death in service?
    Death is quite life changing.

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