Reply to: Buying a 2nd home, in response to Baba Vanga

[Mordac]

You're all going

Is Baba Vanga Andyw's mum? There's more than a passing resemblance, so just asking, like.

[WTFH]

Hehe, although I'd have thought chucking bodies into fresh cold water is not a sensible option as they'll last for years, albeit somewhat bloated.

In my experience it's easily solved by introducing rats


I never knew that, you must have more experience than me.

[OwlHoot]

Tinned baked beans have nauseous amounts of sugar, even the "reduced sugar" ones I believe.

A better bet I reckon would be hundredweight sacks of dry lentils, although I don't know how long these last.

:::

But then maybe high-sugar foods are no bad thing in a survival situation, where extra energy may be needed.

We're just used to thinking of them as unhealthy because they lead to excess sugar consumption.

[OwlHoot]

How many bodies will it hold? (Just wondering if it's a more sensible option than the current method)

Hehe, although I'd have thought chucking bodies into fresh cold water is not a sensible option as they'll last for years, albeit somewhat bloated.

[WTFH]

Amateur. You should never hold onto bodies.

I'm not the one boasting about having a 200ft disposal hole well.

[barrydidit]

How many bodies will it hold? (Just wondering if it's a more sensible option than the current method)

Amateur. You should never hold onto bodies.

[WTFH]

Buying a 2nd home, in response to Baba Vanga

At least my two hundred feet deep well is, um, well on the way to being restored. So I won't be short of fresh water.

How many bodies will it hold? (Just wondering if it's a more sensible option than the current method)

[OwlHoot]

And if you had stocked up on beans rather than pies, you wouldn't be quite so obese.

Tinned baked beans have nauseous amounts of sugar, even the "reduced sugar" ones I believe.

A better bet I reckon would be hundredweight sacks of dry lentils, although I don't know how long these last.

At least my two hundred feet deep well is, um, well on the way to being restored. So I won't be short of fresh water.

[europetractor]

85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News

Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.

On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.

This is even worse than posting MSM links all the time. And yes she was a fraud.

[_V_]

I think this comment sums it up:

Who the ****’s mama banga?..and why doesn’t she just predict the lottery numbers for herself so she can get her eyesight fixed?

[BrilloPad]

I won't believe it until I read it in the Wail.

And if you had stocked up on beans rather than pies, you wouldn't be quite so obese.

[MrMarkyMark]

85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News

Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.

On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.

Surely, in these hard up times, shouldn't you be thinking of utilising what you already have.

[Mordac]

You'll stink worse than a Calcutta crapper within a week if you take that approach. My advice would be to get a Swedish au pair, a crate of scotch and a months supply of viagra. You'll die much happier.

Not sure the au pair will feel similarly joyous...

[barrydidit]

You're starting to sound like Suity.

Here's some stuff about Prepping for the super-rich. Might be a good place to start. I expect they'll need someone to take all the empty champers bottles outside.

[PhiltheGreek]

85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News

Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.

On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.

You'll stink worse than a Calcutta crapper within a week if you take that approach. My advice would be to get a Swedish au pair, a crate of scotch and a months supply of viagra. You'll die much happier.