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Is Baba Vanga Andyw's mum? There's more than a passing resemblance, so just asking, like.
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Previously on "Buying a 2nd home, in response to Baba Vanga"
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHehe, although I'd have thought chucking bodies into fresh cold water is not a sensible option as they'll last for years, albeit somewhat bloated.
In my experience it's easily solved by introducing rats
I never knew that, you must have more experience than me.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTinned baked beans have nauseous amounts of sugar, even the "reduced sugar" ones I believe.
A better bet I reckon would be hundredweight sacks of dry lentils, although I don't know how long these last.
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We're just used to thinking of them as unhealthy because they lead to excess sugar consumption.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow many bodies will it hold? (Just wondering if it's a more sensible option than the current method)
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow many bodies will it hold? (Just wondering if it's a more sensible option than the current method)
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Buying a 2nd home, in response to Baba Vanga
Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostAt least my two hundred feet deep well is, um, well on the way to being restored. So I won't be short of fresh water.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd if you had stocked up on beans rather than pies, you wouldn't be quite so obese.
A better bet I reckon would be hundredweight sacks of dry lentils, although I don't know how long these last.
At least my two hundred feet deep well is, um, well on the way to being restored. So I won't be short of fresh water.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News
Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.
On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.
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I think this comment sums it up:
Who the ****’s mama banga?..and why doesn’t she just predict the lottery numbers for herself so she can get her eyesight fixed?
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I won't believe it until I read it in the Wail.
And if you had stocked up on beans rather than pies, you wouldn't be quite so obese.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News
Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.
On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.
Surely, in these hard up times, shouldn't you be thinking of utilising what you already have.
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Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View PostYou'll stink worse than a Calcutta crapper within a week if you take that approach. My advice would be to get a Swedish au pair, a crate of scotch and a months supply of viagra. You'll die much happier.
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You're starting to sound like Suity.
Here's some stuff about Prepping for the super-rich. Might be a good place to start. I expect they'll need someone to take all the empty champers bottles outside.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News
Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.
On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.
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