Reply to: Off skiing tomorrow ...

[shaunbhoy]

Be good, and remember your brain should be exercised just as much as your body, else like mine, it becomes a withered, useless organ.

ftfy

[greenlake]

Judging by the grass and rocks, one of the Scottish ones.

Here's a sign from a Norfolk ski resort....

[barrydidit]

Wonder which resort that is ....

Judging by the grass and rocks, one of the Scottish ones.

[sasguru]

Indeed....

Wonder which resort that is ....

[greenlake]

There are no accidents.

Indeed....

[northernladyuk]

Goodness no, I wouldn't want something like that happening to our loveable @rseguru....



Not when there's the possibility of being horribly mangled in a freak ski lift accident....

There are no accidents.

[northernladyuk]

Im not going on my own you know

Exactly. There is a roaring market for sexually starved housewives in the cheap resorts.

[DimPrawn]

Don't ???

Goodness no, I wouldn't want something like that happening to our loveable @rseguru....



Not when there's the possibility of being horribly mangled in a freak ski lift accident....

[sasguru]

I'll get Mrs S on double shifts while you're away.

Im not going on my own you know

[northernladyuk]

I'll get Mrs S on double shifts while you're away.

[sasguru]

I hope you cleaned your helmet since last year as it can be very itchy otherwise.

My helmet gets cleaned reasonably regularly.

[barrydidit]

I hope you cleaned your helmet since last year as it can be very itchy otherwise.

[xoggoth]

Don't ???

[sasguru]

Don't get caught in an avalanche or hit a tree or fall off the side of the mountain.

Thanks for your concern. Don't worry I won't

[DimPrawn]

Don't get caught in an avalanche or hit a tree or fall off the side of the mountain.