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vetran replied

10 March 2017, 20:40
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Two bottles? I freak out if I've downed a bottle in a week.

yeah I too would be worried if I downed a magnum of vodka a week.

cheer up we will leave the EU and keep Scotland so there is nothing to worry about.
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northernladyuk replied

10 March 2017, 20:16
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Two bottles? I freak out if I've downed a bottle in a week.

At least the breastfeeding is keeping the old girl's weight off.
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Lockhouse replied

10 March 2017, 20:12
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Two bottles? I freak out if I've downed a bottle in a week.

This is a contractor's forum. I suspect you may have wandered in by mistake.
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scooterscot replied

10 March 2017, 20:07
Two bottles? I freak out if I've downed a bottle in a week.
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SueEllen replied

10 March 2017, 20:03
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

I have rung up and told my daughter that I didn't want her to take my remarks about her mother out of context. To be honest I'm not sure I got away with it...

Should have used the carrot and stick approach.

Point out if she tells her mother in the wrong context she won't get xxx due to her mother's rage.
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northernladyuk replied

10 March 2017, 20:00
Top marks.
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Lockhouse replied

10 March 2017, 19:50
I have rung up and told my daughter that I didn't want her to take my remarks about her mother out of context. To be honest I'm not sure I got away with it...
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ladymuck replied

10 March 2017, 19:47
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

My daughter's mum is my ex-wife already so I think I dodged a bullet there. However my daughter has never heard me swear. I saved it all up for just now.

Never ever? Wow.

Whereas my nephew learned the valuable phrase "There's F-all to eat in here", when looking in the fridge, by the age of 5
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Lockhouse replied

10 March 2017, 19:39
My daughter's mum is my ex-wife already so I think I dodged a bullet there. However my daughter has never heard me swear. I saved it all up for just now.
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DannyF1966 replied

10 March 2017, 19:34
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Worst than that. It referred to my daughter's mother...

Does your wife know you have a daughter?
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SueEllen replied

10 March 2017, 19:33
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Worst than that. It referred to my daughter's mother...
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Lockhouse replied

10 March 2017, 19:32
Originally posted by DannyF1966 View Post

Did it say "I've fancied you for years and really want you to shag me senseless"?

Worst than that. It referred to my daughter's mother...
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DannyF1966 replied

10 March 2017, 19:24
Did it say "I've fancied you for years and really want you to shag me senseless"?
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Lockhouse started a topic That instant when...

10 March 2017, 19:22
That instant when...

You realise you've sent a boozy, sweary, blokey WhatsApp message after two bottles of wine to your daughter instead of your best mate....
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