Where to steal up to £99.99 in England

[greenlake]

You just send a gang in to raid all the shops.

They've been doing this in America for years now....

[shaunbhoy]

I know where I'm getting NLyUk's birthday present from -

You wouldn't be able to lift £99.99 worth of spandex bloomers large enough to fit around NLyUK.

[vetran]

Get yourself down to Southampton Airport car park.

nah I just need to pop down to Guildford to find a drunk glaswegian like last time.

[northernladyuk]

strange getting anyone to attend Burglaries or theft from motor vehicles in Berkshire is like waiting for the second coming. Has been for years.

Now speeding its through like a shot.

Blue lights are handy to get to the takeaway

Not been beaten up yet so can't comment on that.

1 in 5 cyclists at night has lights I have been counting.

about 50% of adult cyclists ride on pedestrian only pavements.

Get yourself down to Southampton Airport car park.

[vetran]

Our main priorities are violence against the person, burglaries theft from motor vehicles and so on."

strange getting anyone to attend Burglaries or theft from motor vehicles in Berkshire is like waiting for the second coming. Has been for years.

Now speeding its through like a shot.

Blue lights are handy to get to the takeaway

Not been beaten up yet so can't comment on that.

1 in 5 cyclists at night has lights I have been counting.

about 50% of adult cyclists ride on pedestrian only pavements.

[northernladyuk]

You just send a gang in to raid all the shops.

That would be a crime in itself (incitement or conspiracy) and probably serious enough to get attention.

I just want to know what the rules are. Is walking out of and back into a shop enough to reset it, or do I need to visit different shops in sequence? Am I only allowed £99.99 every 10 minutes? Do I necessarily need to declare it on my self-assessment, or is it like selling on ebay?

[SueEllen]

At what intervals does the £99.99 limit reset?

You just send a gang in to raid all the shops.

[northernladyuk]

At what intervals does the £99.99 limit reset?

[sal]

Easy - when calling the Police to report shoplifting say it's more than £100, when they arrive on site and find out it's less than £100 claim it was an honest mistake

[SueEllen]

Apparently Thames Valley police won't chase shop lifters in Hungerford, Berkshire if they steal less than £100 worth of goods.

I know where I'm getting NLyUk's birthday present from -