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Previously on "Feck must be getting old - just ordered a new Mercedes E-class."

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I stir myself now and then
    NLYUK has you on an incentive plan like MF?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nazi black of course, in keeping with the times.


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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Taxi!

    Mrs finally got you off the couch and earning some money for a change?
    I stir myself now and then

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nazi black of course, in keeping with the times.
    Glistening SS, or matt like shauny's mobility scooter?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nazi black of course, in keeping with the times.
    Taxi!

    Mrs finally got you off the couch and earning some money for a change?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    What colour did you go for?
    Nazi black of course, in keeping with the times.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    He can't reach the pedals without a booster seat.

    HTH

    Does your girth entitle you to a mobility scooter yet?
    Surely only a matter of time...

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm an enemy of the people and a race traitor to boot.

    Besides Nissans are for poor Brwexiters and other losers.
    What colour did you go for?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    How come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?
    He can't reach the pedals without a booster seat.

    HTH

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    How come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?
    I'm an enemy of the people and a race traitor to boot.

    Besides Nissans are for poor Brexiters and other losers.
    Last edited by sasguru; 7 March 2017, 21:41.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    Poor Dim, he seems to be a little exercised by this thread. I wonder why.
    That's the thing with Brexiters they're not only thick but they lack any emotional control whatsoever, so they can't help exposing themselves.
    How come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    If it's got to be a Benz - it has to be the 380 SEI V8

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  • sasguru
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    Poor Dim, he seems to be a little exercised by this thread. I wonder why.
    That's the thing with Brexiters they're not only thick but they lack any emotional control whatsoever, so they can't help exposing themselves.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Chances are she will look like the back of a lorry or bus....
    The police knocked on our door the other night. The officer said, "I'm sorry but it looks like your wife's been run over by a bus."
    I said, "I know but she's a good cook and a kinky little thing in bed."

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post


    Nice to see Mrs sasguru smiling for the camera.

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