Should have called it the iCome - challenging for work.

[greenlake]

The idea that there would be leagues and challenges made me laugh.

50 Bonk complete star.

2 hour endurance.

Fastest vinegar strokes.

Kama Sutra page 154 champion.

etc.

I have to remember to take the vivofit off if Mrs V "gets Unlucky". Otherwise it looks like I ran a half Marathon at 3am.

Here are the answers to all your questions....

[vetran]

I loved (see what I did there) the idea of connecting it up to Stravia.

The idea that there would be leagues and challenges made me laugh.

50 Bonk complete star.

2 hour endurance.

Fastest vinegar strokes.

Kama Sutra page 154 champion.

etc.

I have to remember to take the vivofit off if Mrs V "gets Unlucky". Otherwise it looks like I ran a half Marathon at 3am.

[MrMarkyMark]

Phhhhhht....

Rating it on thrusts and duration .

Surely, it would be better to have a sensor fixed to your partner.
Although, if you need such a device to ascertain their pleasure I believe you must be doing it all wrong

[Halo Jones]

Oh dear god, if it was not bad enough that blokes eye up each other at the urinals (allegedly) now they will be comparing data, cue social media battles of “I’m faster than you, yeah but I last longer”

[vetran]

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