If Jesus was on the side of Coalition of the Willing

[AtW]

Zeus and Europa.

[AtW]

Gods of the past were much more reasonable - they would accept bones and skin as sacrifice and often join people on the ground to drink, eat, shag etc: I would go as far as saying that Greek Gods of the past were much more humaine then the crap that followed.

[bogeyman]

Had a book of Norse mythology as a kid. Loved it. The antics of old Loki and Co, in Asgard.

Why is that any less credible than the Bible or Quran?

At least the old Norse Gods didn't have elephant heads or have to suffer being nailed to a tree.

[Ardesco]

They are actually quite good stories, I could probably go for a bit of hinduism if it wasn't for the no beef thing.


There is no way I could stop eating nice large chunks of raw Aberdeen Angus... with a nice stilton sauce....

HMMMmmMmmMmm i'm getting hungry right now just thinking about it

[bogeyman]

Actually he is a man with an elephants head after his mother forced a cursed man to look upon him because he was so cute resulting in his head being severed from his body. The nearest head that could be found was one of an elephant so that was grafted to his headless body.


Thats the quick version, the long one would take much longer for me to write out

Well, that knocks Jesus into a cocked hat then

[Ardesco]

Actually he is a man with an elephants head after his mother forced a cursed man to look upon him because he was so cute resulting in his head being severed from his body. The nearest head that could be found was one of an elephant so that was grafted to his headless body.


Thats the quick version, the long one would take much longer for me to write out

[bogeyman]

Well Xog you do know that that has to be a Rapture and then 7 years of tribulation first before the second coming?

What about the muslims Chico - do they get raptured as well?

Sounds like a great idea! All you God-bothering troublemakers can be whizzed off to the big pink candy mountain in the sky and we rational folks can be left on earth to get on with it without being blown up or having to accomodate your delusional lifestyles.

What about the Hindus? Do they get raptured? I mean, one of their Gods (they have multiple choice Gods) is a fecking elephant ffs

[To BI or not to BI?]

Well Xog you do know that that has to be a Rapture and then 7 years of tribulation first before the second coming?

7 years of tribulation? Isn't that what happens when you break a mirror?

[Chico]

There is only six years to go to Armaggedon according to some Evangelists and Muslims. They can't all be wrong. Why is nobody flogging survival shelters? There is a fortune to be made, albeit not long to enjoy it.

When the time comes there won't be any point running to the rock you know, he won't hide you, or running to the sea either as that will be boiling.

Well Xog you do know that that has to be a Rapture and then 7 years of tribulation first before the second coming?

[xoggoth]

There is only six years to go to Armaggedon according to some Evangelists and Muslims. They can't all be wrong. Why is nobody flogging survival shelters? There is a fortune to be made, albeit not long to enjoy it.

When the time comes there won't be any point running to the rock you know, he won't hide you, or running to the sea either as that will be boiling.

[bogeyman]

Would not it has won by now decisively and all Iraqie people have abandoned their Allah in favour of Jesus?

Required reading for Chico and pals:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/God-Delusion...e=UTF8&s=books

[AtW]

Would not it has won by now decisively and all Iraqie people have abandoned their Allah in favour of Jesus?