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Previously on "There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman"

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post

    I knew someone who had the hots for Sue Pollard.

    .
    Was his name Malcolm by any chance?

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    I knew someone who had the hots for Sue Pollard.
    Yes, of course you did....

    Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
    Does this mean Sue Pollard has slipped out of the top 10?
    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Desperately need a sexual partner of either sex to rescue me from a. eternity of beating my meat to pictures of Sue Pollard

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  • Pip in a Poke
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Hmmm....inneresting....
    You seem to spend a lot of time highlighting tenuous links.

    It must be quite labour intensive

    Do yiu have a girlfriend?

    FYI thats the badger is a very common colloquialism round these parts so not really even much of a coincididnce. Sorry to pee on your fireworks.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    Thats the badger!
    Hmmm....inneresting....

    Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
    That's the badger

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  • Pip in a Poke
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Isn't that Faith Brown?

    Back in the day my brother discharged an unholy amount of semen over her (not literally over her, just in his crusty hankie) though to be fair, I doubt he would now.
    Ewww. How do you know?

    I knew someone who had the hots for Sue Pollard.

    Its all very, very wrong.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    77How did they ever get away with it

    Cant remember the name of the programme but it was a procession of end of the pier stand up comics doing Irish / mother in law jokes. And she was always on it :




    You see, those C4 progs where they have gen snowflake getting offended bySpike Milligans Pakistani Daleks; well, I don't know why they dont ever sit them in front of this show.

    Their heads would explode.

    Anyone remeber what it was called? And no, it wasnt the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.
    Isn't that Faith Brown?

    Back in the day my brother discharged an unholy amount of semen over her (not literally over her, just in his crusty hankie) though to be fair, I doubt he would now.

    He didn't fancy her, just her big tits.....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    77How did they ever get away with it

    Cant remember the name of the programme but it was a procession of end of the pier stand up comics doing Irish / mother in law jokes. And she was always on it :




    You see, those C4 progs where they have gen snowflake getting offended bySpike Milligans Pakistani Daleks; well, I don't know why they dont ever sit them in front of this show.

    Their heads would explode.

    Anyone remeber what it was called? And no, it wasnt the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.
    The Comedians.

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  • Pip in a Poke
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    Thats the badger!

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  • DimPrawn
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Co...1971_TV_series)

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Who owns this sockie?
    Admin.

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  • minestrone
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    Who owns this sockie?

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  • There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman

    77How did they ever get away with it

    Cant remember the name of the programme but it was a procession of end of the pier stand up comics doing Irish / mother in law jokes. And she was always on it :




    You see, those C4 progs where they have gen snowflake getting offended bySpike Milligans Pakistani Daleks; well, I don't know why they dont ever sit them in front of this show.

    Their heads would explode.

    Anyone remeber what it was called? And no, it wasnt the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.
    Last edited by Pip in a Poke; 28 February 2017, 23:04.

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